#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PShm0RQUgOk



poor guy

who wants his job tho?
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#2
"drunk white, backwards cap frat kid can't hold his booze and doesn't like to hear no so lashes out like a little pussy."


I for one am shocked and appalled.
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#3
What does the colour of his skin has to do with it?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#4
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What does the colour of his skin has to do with it?



Everything you fucking mook
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#5
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What does the colour of his skin has to do with it?


idk but

the "white, frat-boy, drunk guy" has a pretty big connotation for these types of cases these days.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#6
I really hope that pepper spray was shot directly into his open eyeballs
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#8
I would never want to be an Uber driver. Especially after I read about that time where the drunk girl pooped all over the dudes back seats.
#9
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idk but

the "white, frat-boy, drunk guy" has a pretty big connotation for these types of cases these days.

Would you also confirm stereotypes if it had been a black guy?
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#10
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Would you also confirm stereotypes if it had been a black guy?



Of course, otherwise it would be racist now wouldn't it?


It's reallllyyyy not that hard to understand. Then again, it's you.
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#11
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Of course, otherwise it would be racist now wouldn't it?


It's reallllyyyy not that hard to understand. Then again, it's you.

It is just really idiotic and racist from your part.
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#12
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It is just really idiotic and racist from your part.


Ooo you got me there. How ever will I sleep at night?


Like seriously dude you hurt my feelings a lot. Im gonna cry all night now.
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#13
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Would you also confirm stereotypes if it had been a black guy?




probably

i see plenty of black, old guys walking around with vodka bottles wrapped in brown, paper bags wandering the streets at night in downtown

not far from where i live.

so, unfortunately, yes
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#16
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Somebody finally beat up an uber driver? Good.


Why?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#17
What went through your head to think this deserved a thread

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#18
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What went through your head to think this deserved a thread




this
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#19
My coworker was telling everyone how she woke up on her Uber driver's couch after she had been out partying all night and she doesn't even remember getting in his car. She thought it was hilarious. I'm just thinking yeah pretty sure you got raped.
#20
this is why taxis often have a barrier
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#21
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My coworker was telling everyone how she woke up on her Uber driver's couch after she had been out partying all night and she doesn't even remember getting in his car. She thought it was hilarious. I'm just thinking yeah pretty sure you got raped.

I have no idea how the female anatomy worked, but wouldn't she feel it physically if she had been raped?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#22
Quote by Neo Evil11
I have no idea how the female anatomy worked, but wouldn't she feel it physically if she had been raped?

Everyone is different, some girls won't feel it at all, and the perpetrator only gets caught because someone catches them in action.

Or maybe the Uber driver just had an abnormally small penis
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#23
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Somebody finally beat up an uber driver? Good.

Taxi driver confirmed.
#24
My coworkers were trying to get me to go out to a bar that was really far away and telling me I could just use Uber because you get one free ride or something. This thread is making me glad I declined.
#26
Quote by matt bickerton
Just read that the passenger in the video has been fired from his job at Taco Bell.



I guess his employer put the "fire" in fire sauce.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#27
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Just read that the passenger in the video has been fired from his job at Taco Bell.


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank