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#1
this is a serious problem for me, especially due to the fact that i'm as socially competent as a stick of butter on a frying pan

the worst part is when random people walk up to you and let you know, this happens rarely but still

what am i supposed to say in response to this

someone said it to me today and all i could hack out was an awkward "HA HA" then walk away in a hurry

i'm not even that tall, i dont even enjoy being this tall

pit help
ggg1 ggg3

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#3
"sorry mate can't hear you from up here"
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#4
"Wow, you're Blind!"

I'm not tall...
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#5
I'm not sure where I heard this, but you can say "How's the weather down there?" and then spit in their face
#7
these are some seriously rude replies holy shit

guys you're supposed to help me, not like this
ggg1 ggg3

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#9
"I'm actually two children in a trenchcoat"
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#10
Quote by behind_you at #33668042
these are some seriously rude replies holy shit

guys you're supposed to help me, not like this

pretend you are sensitive about ur height then the rude comeback is justified
#11
I kindly make them aware of the positive correlation between overal body size and body parts size

Because it suggest that I have a big penis
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#13
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I'm not sure where I heard this, but you can say "How's the weather down there?" and then spit in their face


Wilt Chamberlain's response was to say that it was raining and spit. Though he said in his autobiography that wanted to start saying that since heat rises, his head was warm but his ass was cold and suggest that since the person asking is so gull of hot air, they could perhaps blow some there.
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#14
Think my height is just average so I can't help you.
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#18
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I kindly make them aware of the positive correlation between overal body size and body parts size

Because it suggest that I have a big penis

It doesn't. There is no correlation between height and penis size.
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#19
I go 'Yeah, innit'.
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#21
I'm not really tall so idk

People have said I'm tall and I #scold them with the #averagewhiteAmericanmaleheight
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#23
"da"


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
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"da"

bourgeois pig, stealing the height of the people!
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#25
just say "thanks". take it as a compliment

Standup straight with good posture. Don't dislike being the height you are. Own it, it's you.

I think it's also important for tall people to lift and challenge themselves physically to ensure a good muscle mass to height ratio.
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#26
Depends on who said it.

If it was a kid, you could just lean down and say you are bigfoot and forgot your hairy coat.

If it was an adult, you lean down and tell them, "There is a chemical in the human body that transfers to another and causes muscles and bones to grow with each consumption. So I don't always eat other human flesh, but I do have a preference for people who are (Their race), with (Their color) hair and (Their color) eyes and your build. Would you like to date me?"

The second one does work ... seriously.
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#27
"Yeah... It's lonely at the top, but someone's gotta do it."

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I'm not sure where I heard this, but you can say "How's the weather down there?" and then spit in their face

When folks ask me, "How's the weather up there?" I just simply remind them that there's no weather in space.

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I kindly make them aware of the positive correlation between overal body size and body parts size

Because it suggest that I have a big penis

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

...or big hands

...or big noses

...yeah, he better be packin', 'cause that's one goofy looking fucker right there!
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#28
I usually say something like "so I've been told", but I think I might start saying this

Quote by vintage x metal
"sorry mate can't hear you from up here"


or this

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"I'm actually two children in a trenchcoat"



6'-7" so I get asked how tall I am or my height will get commented on usually at least a few times a week. I really should have a prepared response.
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#29
Quote by 20Tigers
I think it's also important for tall people to lift and challenge themselves physically to ensure a good muscle mass to height ratio.

yeah but i proper cba. im not proud of it i just cba. don't judge me


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#30
Quote by RCA1186
6'-7"

jfc

6'4" here.
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#32
usually short chicks tell me im tall.

i just go "im only 5'10..."
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#33
Quote by vintage x metal
"sorry mate can't hear you from up here"





Or "what's the weather like down there?"


If it's some creepy pickup artist trying to do a backhanded compliment I might ask him if he is intimidated by women taller than him most creeps don't comment on my height though.
#34
Quote by behind_you
these are some seriously rude replies holy shit

guys you're supposed to help me, not like this

what? mine wasn't meant to be rude at all; it's a light-hearted joke reply
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#35
"I CAN'T HELP IT!"

then cry
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#37
I'm 6'1" and get it a bit, I usually say "I noticed" but politely and with a smile.
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#38
If somebody compliments my 5'10" as being tall then I'm obviously in Southeast Asia or in the deepest part of the African congo surrounded by Pygmies.
#39
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez at #33668502



Or "what's the weather like down there?"


If it's some creepy pickup artist trying to do a backhanded compliment I might ask him if he is intimidated by women taller than him most creeps don't comment on my height though.


Creeps know no bounds
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#40
I say we exterminate every male under 6 feet. Fucking embarrassments to the species.
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