#1
I had many obstacles in my way but I still managed to get my fair share. Enough to forget some and lose count . You know that horrible racist saying "you ain't a man till you...." I'm not going to complete it I don't want to get bant. Well, I've done that.
#2
Quote by yope
I don't want to get bant.

This is not the place to not get bant. There are bants all over. Bants here, bants there, bants everywhere.
Ах, так вы не пьете и не курите?
Хорошо для вас: вы здоровым умрете!
#3
nice bants mate
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#4
like 2

srs one a few weeks ago at a sushi place (weird chick, but tapped dat)

and my first make-out sesh happened a couple years back, like senior year of hs.


what happened in between all that time? became an FA forum dweller, full time student, part time 9-5 office pencil-pusher, and i spend the rest of my time in the gym/working music

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#7
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what are we making??

Son, when a mummy loves a daddy, they put their special swimsuit parts together, and that's how babby is formed.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
37 and a half
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#11
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37 and a half


I'm wondering what half represents in this case...
#12
Quote by KGC1
I'm wondering what half represents in this case...

A ladyboy?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#13
Quote by yope
I had many obstacles in my way but I still managed to get my fair share. Enough to forget some and lose count . You know that horrible racist saying "you ain't a man till you...." I'm not going to complete it I don't want to get bant. Well, I've done that.

Yope talks about having sex with a black woman like it's some kind of dirty secret no one should know about.
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#16
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O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#17
Quote by Spidey93 at #33668959
Lego?


I've got loads of lego stored away
I might have to invite some girls round
I have nothing important to say
#18
A handful, as in four fingers and a thumb. As in 5.

Didn't lose my v-card til I was 18 (almost), there was two years between that and number two.
I dated number two for a year, realized I hadn't gotten out much, broke up with number two, and then tried to do the whole "Fuck bitches, get money" thing. Fucked 3 chicks in the next 8 months, and am still with the last one, four years later.
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#21
3 and none of them more than once. Might sound weak but it's more than i ever expected tbh so i cant complain.
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96
Way too many to be proud of.


so an undefined number?



O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#24
Does anyone even still keep count after the 20th or so?
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#28
Quote by JustRooster
Does anyone even still keep count after the 20th or so?



It's pretty cool to keep a record just so you can flip through it at a later time and be amused by the shenanigans you got up to but can barely remember.


personally, I just like having notebooks lying around with crisp and empty pages.


or a wonderfully formatted and designed spreadsheet with well thought out column headers with endless blank cells never to be spoiled by data.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#30
Quote by theguitarist at #33669112
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slayer?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#32
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#33
it was you all along
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#34
Quote by JustRooster



yeah definititely nsfw.


O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#35
You're right, that one creates a much safer work environment. Definitely safe for work.
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#37
Keep on truckin' yope!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#38
WIDDEN PALLETS
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do