Page 1 of 2
#1
hey DisarmGoliath, i kindly ask you not to ban me for this. I have no intention of spamming the pit, I am posting this here PURELY to spawn constructive and thought provoking discussion. I promised everyone these questions would get answered, and let me tell you what, OP is going to deliver. I'm sorry what I said about your band earlier too, I don't think you guys are a bad iron maiden ripoff, I know there is a clear difference between being influenced by someone and ripping them off wholesale. so please, just know I have nothing but positive intentions with this.
-DQ

Quote by MeTallIcA313
Are you a multi?

Lol no
Quote by behind_you
if we knew each other irl do you think we would be friends

fuck yeah motherfucker
Quote by WCPhils
what's the dankest you've ever memed

too many times to list tbh
Quote by theogonia777
So if you're Shrek does that mean that your crew is a bunch of asses?

I’m Josh Peck now but my crew are pretty big asses. ASSES
Quote by CodeMonk
Whats your IQ and would you rather fvck a a dog or a sheep?

Like 115 I think. probably sheep because wool would feel good on my dick
Quote by Fat Lard
When can we expect the other crew members, and where can I apply?

Within the next few days. Just follow this link and you can apply for a job at DQ!! http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/Careers/
Quote by jakesmellspoo
are you actually literate, or is someone else reading and typing all of this for you?

[quote="Jon777follow-up question:
if so, which accounts are your multis?"]
see my answer to metallica’s question
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Are you and your crew the league of extraordinary memers?

you bet your ass we are.
Quote by Jako215
Ice cream motherfucker, you got it?

come into DQ at any time during business hours to get your favorite frozen treat!!!
Quote by Pastafarian96
How old are you?

Seriously

19. held back in second grade, still in high school
Quote by metaldud536
What are you and why do you suck so much?

i’m a DQ crew member, extraordinary memer, and occasional drug dealer. i don’t think I suck.
Quote by Bladez22
are you aware that its spelt "member"?

oh what I would give to have my name changed to “DQcrewMEMER”
Quote by Rossenrot
OP makes me want to leave here forever

stay out of my threads then ya dingus.
Quote by dude whos name I forgot and dont feel like going back and looking
do you/have you attended college? if so what is/was your major?

do you/have you worked at DQ?

going to college next fall for business! currently work at the DQ in Dayton Ohio.
Quote by grouchpunk08
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

well if it isn’t the shitposter who “stole my glory”. fuck off, man. I don’t try to post shit on here, but having my posts compared to yours is an insult equivelant to 9/11 and the holocaust combined.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
So when can I expect our questions to be answered?

Right fucking now =)
Quote by ErikLensherr
Recommend any good movies?

Jurassic world is probably the best feature film i’ve seen in a loooong time. We also had a fucking delicious jurassic park blizzard at DQ last summer. shit was bomb.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
No.


Quote by EndTheRapture51
How do you feel about k.lanaid coming in and taking your crown as top shitposter of UG? How will you take it back? Even grouchpunk08 has usurped you.

I'll take it back by posting even more dank memes than before. I'll soon have my crew on here to assist me.
Last edited by DQcrewmember at Nov 6, 2015,
#2
there's only room for one josh peck on this forum
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Why didn't you answer my question

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#5
When is the crew coming on

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#7
DQ were you always this like-able or am I seeing you in a new light now that I've had to read K.lainad threads for several days?
Quote by Hal-Sephira

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#8
Not a question but thanks for coming back and injecting new life and entertainment into the pit.
#9
Quote by EndTheRapture51
When is the crew coming on

Next few days
Quote by behind_you
how was the fotb

It was shit, no memes were allowed and nobody had a sense of humor
Quote by Victory2134
DQ were you always this like-able or am I seeing you in a new light now that I've had to read K.lainad threads for several days?

I don't know who that is, are his threads really shit?
Quote by DardySon
Not a question but thanks for coming back and injecting new life and entertainment into the pit.

no problem.
Last edited by DQcrewmember at Nov 6, 2015,
#10
what is going on

did i miss something while I was at college today
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
Quote by Trowzaa
there's only room for one josh peck on this forum
I've got some pretty mad pecks.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
wait when was there an ama sesh
how'd i miss that
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#14
Quote by Baby Joel
wait when was there an ama sesh
how'd i miss that

I just posted a thread and told everyone to ask me questions and DisarmGoliath banned me for it. It was over a month ago
#17
oh what I would give to have my name changed to “DQcrewMEMER”


im sorry

also

what's it like to be a marble?
Last edited by Bladez22 at Nov 7, 2015,
#18
I want to change my name to Josh Cena.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
♪ do do do dooooooo ♪

♪ do do do dooooooo ♪

♪ do do do dooooooo ♪

♪ do do do dooooooo ♪
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I want to change my name to Josh Cena.




josh garcena
#21
♪ do do do dooooooo ♪

♪ do do do dooooooo ♪

♪ do do do dooooooo ♪

♪ do do do dooooooo ♪
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
I got garlic bread.

Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#34
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Page 1 of 2