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#1
like if you could pick one of these people and just start on them irl who would it be

i would not fight anyone because i am just shy of 60kg at 5'9 but forced to make the decision it'd probably be k.lainad because it would briefly prevent shit threads from him but like it's not personal just practical innit
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#3
op we are about the same size (165 lb, 9-11% bf, 5'10) yes, i do LIFT

it would be a very fair fight


i would fight rapture

i'd hulk smash that skinny sk8ter boi

lol jk

i love you all srs
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#4
ill fite any1 1v1 cmon then
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#5
evan
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#7
Idk I'm 6"1', 74kg and I'm a second dan black belt in Tae kwon do so whoever I suppose.
#8
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Idk I'm 6"1', 74kg and I'm a second dan black belt in Tae kwon do so whoever I suppose.


What happened to the first Dan?
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#9
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op we are about the same size (165 lb, 9-11% bf, 5'10) yes, i do LIFT

That's a pretty major weight difference tbh

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ill fite any1 1v1 cmon then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05n7XmpN04

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Wagwan

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What happened to the first Dan?

Dardy beat him up
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#10
I'd fight you k33n

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#12
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I'd fight you k33n

what did i do
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#13
Nothing you are just small like me it might be an even fight

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#14
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What happened to the first Dan?

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Dardy beat him up

Yeah basically.
#15
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#16
I will rap battle any of you sucker MCs
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#17
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#18
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Mate I am not even kidding I'll meet up with you for a scrap if you want. I've PM'd you.


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#19
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#20
Who was it that tried to arrange a fight with me was it Will or was it IOTM

Probably would fight Skelly too he's v feminine

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#21
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yeah


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#22
I'd fight a fellow MMA thread buddy, since most others would not be a problem to dispatch. I'm sure other fellow current or former military guys like dready, arby, and Rossy might be tough though
#23
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Who was it that tried to arrange a fight with me was it Will or was it IOTM

Probably would fight Skelly too he's v feminine


I remember will saying he'd spark you if he ever saw you round his ends

iotm threatens to bray everyone, its part of the bantz
#24
IOTM has thrown his latte over many a rival

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#25
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IOTM has thrown his latte over many a rival


M8 your lot are the latte firm. Chelsea fans hit people with ipads and selfie sticks
#26
No mate we might like an espresso but I'll throw my prawn sandwich at you if you dare to insist we are latte chuckers

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#27
i'd fight anyone for a laugh, with gloves on so there's no lasting damage.


I'll pass on srs fights though, people getting killed/disabled/disfigured for some dumb internet beef is lame.
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#28
nobody, tbh

why fight when we could have drinks and argue about petty political differences, ending the night with ecstatic sex?
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#29
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I'd fight a fellow MMA thread buddy, since most others would not be a problem to dispatch. I'm sure other fellow current or former military guys like dready, arby, and Rossy might be tough though

Rossenrot's in the army?!

OT: one of the trannies or old guys
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#30
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#31
erbody in the pit be 5'9 150-160ish lbs and 'ripped'. I mean not jacked by nicely toned
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#32
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nobody, tbh

why fight when we could have drinks and argue about petty political differences, ending the night with ecstatic sex?



rough-housing builds tension for me much more than arguing.


it's kinda why I love getting shoved around/shoving people around in mosh pits. nothing erotic or arousing about that activity but the rush from it puts me in a mood that is pretty receptive for doing pretty much anything crazy later to keep the rush going.
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#33
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rough-housing builds tension for me much more than arguing.


it's kinda why I love getting shoved around/shoving people around in mosh pits. nothing erotic or arousing about that activity but the rush from it puts me in a mood that is pretty receptive for doing pretty much anything crazy later to keep the rush going.
I prefer snorting coke off a dog's shaved back but whatever gives you that high i guess
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#34
bryce fosho

i still remember that one time when he liked thing but i didn't

thing was fucking awful


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#35
My answer was no one until Rapture posted a thread about Emo citing the Cure and MCR. Way to not only misinterpret and entire genre, but to even like the shittiest bands that are misappropriated to it.
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#36
I might arrange a fight, with no intention of turning up, in the hopes of a raeg thread about it later.
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#38
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i'd fight yope, for a few reasons:

to see what he does in the fight
to see if he is real
to see how he would post about the experience afterwards

I want to see this too.
#39
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#40
arsenal fan tv

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everything that you've come to expect


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