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#1
This is the UG marriage thread.

Come here to propose to another user or to discuss UG couples.


I have been married to the same e-qt for quite some time now but my homie was permabanned long ago and can now only post in S&L. he is a good e-husband (and an amazing irl friend) and I think he will respect my desires to be e-polyamorous. I have a few other e-qts in mind to ask to marry but idk if they are okay with sharing I may have to play this one slow.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#2
No
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Quote by Trowzaa
No

Guess I'll be returning this ring, then ----
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
Quote by eGraham
Guess I'll be returning this ring, then ----

you can't return onion rings

not even to yr butthole
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#6
Can I go all Mormon and marry everyone who's posted so far
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#9
Quote by tateandlyle
someone make a woman of me

this is just a phase
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
Quote by tateandlyle
someone make a woman of me

well you were one I wanted to ask so

I am still a little hurt that you were lurking for so long and I didn't realize, but that's more my fault than your's
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#11
I thought this was about irl UG marriages of which there are surprisingly several
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
Quote by Hydra150
I thought this was about irl UG marriages of which there are surprisingly several

still waiting on a proposal/dick pic
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
I was (and might still be) e-married to Reva, but we lost contact forever ago and she doesn't post here anymore.

I miss my chubby pink haired goddess.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#14
Quote by Pastafarian96


Someone e-marry me


hi there
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#15
Quote by vintage x metal
well you were one I wanted to ask so

I am still a little hurt that you were lurking for so long and I didn't realize, but that's more my fault than your's

i do
#17
i would hereby like to propose to pasta, bladez, shotgunmerc, and baby joel.

i am obviously quite mormon
ayy lmao
#18
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hello there


Someone e-marry me

can i?
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 
#19
Quote by tateandlyle
i do

Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#21
Who's ready to get e married to a handsome charming talented successful person? Cause if so I'm not who you are looking for
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#22
I had Jesiff but he's gone. I miss him. ;_;

I need a makeup marriage. If you like me don't think you're worthy of marrying someone hmu
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Who's ready to get e married to a handsome charming talented successful person? Cause if so I'm not who you are looking for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8uadU7Na60
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Nov 6, 2015,
#24
Quote by Bladez22
hi there

Quote by chookiecookie
i would hereby like to propose to pasta, bladez, shotgunmerc, and baby joel.

i am obviously quite mormon

Quote by K33nbl4d3
can i?



I do

btw polygamous e-marriage
#25
Quote by muffinduck01
I was (and might still be) e-married to Reva, but we lost contact forever ago and she doesn't post here anymore.

I miss my chubby pink haired goddess.

pistorius shot her
#27
Quote by tateandlyle
when do we get our wedding presents?

everybody send this guy nudes asap
thanks & hope you enjoyed the wedding
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#28
Quote by muffinduck01
I was (and might still be) e-married to Reva, but we lost contact forever ago and she doesn't post here anymore.

I miss my chubby pink haired goddess.

she is alive & well

if you have a fb you should just add her
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#29
I've been an e-bachelor since I joined. And for the last 3 years, an irl bachelor as well.
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#31
^ yea if I can't handle RL commitment what makes you think I can take this seriously
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#32
Quote by sam b
pistorius shot her




If only he'd shot the fatty and not the fitty.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#35
banjocal and whomz were probably the cutest UG couple in UG history though
#36
I am not actively seeking any serious commitments right now, just a friends w/ nudes type casual thing

qt's hmu
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
Quote by eGraham
still waiting on a proposal/dick pic

Quote by Hydra150
I am not actively seeking any serious commitments right now, just a friends w/ nudes type casual thing

qt's hmu

^^
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#38
you never reciprocated my butt pic
how can we have a healthy relationship like that
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#39
I feel like being a Saudi Prince and just forcing you all to e-marry me
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#40
Quote by Hydra150
you never reciprocated my butt pic
how can we have a healthy relationship like that

you haven't accepted my insecurity

and you never take me anywhere anymore
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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