Women wins $8.5 mil at casino, only gets $80... "machine malfunction"

#1
An Oregon woman thought she won $8 million while playing a slot machine at a Washington casino — only to walk away with a measly $80 after officials told her the machine malfunctioned.

Veronica Castillo’s emotional rollercoaster at the Lucky Eagle Casino in Rochester left the mortgage loan officer feeling hoodwinked.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ore-casino-machine-malfuctioned-woman-didn-win-8-5m-article-1.2427140

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#2
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#3
Yeah well she's a loan officer so it's about time someone screwed her out of money for a change
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Yeah well she's a loan officer so it's about time someone screwed her out of money for a change




Casino played her not the other way around.
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Hello.
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Last edited by k.lainad at Nov 10, 2015,
#8
evan get your shit together
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Who the fuck makes a slot machine capable of paying out $80 million?

It's either a malfunction or the shittiest slot machine ever manufactured.
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Who the fuck makes a slot machine capable of paying out $80 million?

It's either a malfunction or the shittiest slot machine ever manufactured.

One programmed to make 300m before paying out 80mil.

Konami's American based company makes a lot of slot and gambling machines.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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