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8 29%
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#4
Everybody's taxes eventually pay for everyone's salary.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#6
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#8
Quote by CodeMonk
How, specifically?



Like Imma post that here
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#9
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Everybody's taxes eventually pay for everyone's salary.

Seriously though, you're doing nothing new or spectacular.
Quote by DQcrewmember
how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You don't

Quote by Zaphikh
"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#10
who's your favourite communist?

my poll answer has changed since i answered it please restart the thread so i can change it
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Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#11
Quote by StewieSwan
Am I a traitor to the American people?


if it's at all military related nah but if it's any other public sector job gtfo traitor
#12
Addiction funds my pay

Your move
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
Don't you work in a college bookstore?
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#14
Quote by eGraham
Addiction funds my pay

Your move

Doesnt it fund everyones pay tho
#15
Quote by whywefight
Doesnt it fund everyones pay tho

NO
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#16
How much do you make BEFORE taxes
Quote by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

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^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
#17
Quote by StewieSwan
I screw students out of money

Idk about traitor but that sounds like prostitution to me
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#18
Do you even like EDM
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
Quote by K33nbl4d3
who's your favourite communist?

my poll answer has changed since i answered it please restart the thread so i can change it



Mao reportedly told his doctor when being treated for some STD that he'll "wash his dick in pussy" when his doctor told him to be more hygienic down there, so Imma go with Mao Zedong.
Check out my band Disturbed
#20
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Don't you work in a college bookstore?


Thats only part of it. And it's a sweet gig, too

Quote by slipknot5678
if it's at all military related nah but if it's any other public sector job gtfo traitor



haha like i'd ever be in the military


Quote by jimihendrix6699
How much do you make BEFORE taxes



enough to buy sweet flutes, get drunk, and party all weekend


Quote by ErikLensherr
Do you even like EDM



not in the slightest


Quote by drunkseph
Seriously though, you're doing nothing new or spectacular.



yeh any idiot can get a tax salary by enlisting, but I'm never gonna get blown up or have to shave my head and that's the real trick
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Last edited by StewieSwan at Nov 12, 2015,
#21
10/10 thread gg Stu
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#22
I just got hit with a $1800 tax penalty dating back to 2013. You're welcome.

Fuck this POS leech government. Someone please bomb it.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#23
Quote by Xiaoxi
I just got hit with a $1800 tax penalty dating back to 2013. You're welcome.

Fuck this POS leech government. Someone please bomb it.



lol u dont even know that the swear filter is off
Check out my band Disturbed
#24
Quote by StewieSwan at #33679555
not in the slightest

Ok then how dare you
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#25
So are you like Asian or Japanese?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Quote by StewieSwan


enough to buy sweet flutes, get drunk, and party all weekend


So, minimum wage.

Skin flutes are free. If you play the skin flute well, you can drink and party for free.

Well done. Keep on sucking.
#29
Can I see pictures of your sister? You said she was hot.

Also you wish you were Xiaoxi and he wishes he was you. How does that make you feel?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Nov 12, 2015,
#30
Quote by StewieSwan
Am I a traitor to the American people?



Judging by Trump's standing in polls the American people are traitors to themselves.

Congrats Americans
Uncle aciD

&

The deadbeatS


Do What Your Love Tells You
#31
Quote by theogonia777
Can I see pictures of your sister? You said she was hot.


No and no I did not. Gross

Also you wish you were Xiaoxi and he wishes he was you. How does that make you feel?


People who obsess over cars are compensating


Quote by BobBastard
So, minimum wage.


I've never had a minimum wage job in my life


Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
are you getting laid tonight?


Got laid this morning. Tonight I'm chillin'

Quote by Joshua Garcia
So are you like...Japanese?


Keep it civil. I have not insulted you.
Check out my band Disturbed
#32
Quote by StewieSwan

People who obsess over cars are compensating

For 1800 I could have been on my way to a sweet ass exhaust upgrade but it is instead going to some overpaid burden on society

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#33
Quote by StewieSwan
Keep it civil. I have not insulted you.
Oh sorry. My mind messed up and I thouht you were Xiaoxi.

So Xiaoxi are you Chinese or Japanese and do you plan on starting your own AMA so I can ask this question?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#34
Quote by Joshua Garcia

So Xiaoxi are you Chinese or Japanese and do you plan on starting your own AMA so I can ask this question?

I will not answer these questions.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#35
Do you ever have to deal with poor college kids crying about lack of money in your line of work?
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#36
Quote by Most_Triumphant
Do you ever have to deal with poor college kids crying about lack of money in your line of work?



I got sob stories for days.


"I demand you take this return. I've been in the hospital!!"

"For 10 months?"

"Well...not the entire time...but i still think you should take this book back"
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Last edited by StewieSwan at Nov 12, 2015,
#38
Quote by StewieSwan
I got sob stories for days.

me too.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#39
Try getting sob stories from someone who's gambled all their money away and tries desperately to get something as minor as a $25 comp to make themselves feel temporarily less shitty about their lives.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#40
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Oh sorry. My mind messed up and I thouht you were Xiaoxi.

So Xiaoxi are you Chinese or Japanese and do you plan on starting your own AMA so I can ask this question?


I already addressed this. Xiaoxi wishes he was Stewie and Stewie wishes he was Xiaoxi.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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