#1
I need one that runs on a wall wart. I don't think I could afford the batteries. I need one that's built to last, no Chinese garbage it's got a be built in the USA. If it was designed by Chinese engineers it would be too small besides being cheap.
#3
someone get axel
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#7
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
I don't know, a hooker?
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#10
Best yope thread ever
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
fleshlight with vampire teeth

the succu dry

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#14
Yeah I have massive collections of both Taylor, Avril Lavigne, Emilia Clarke, Ariana Grande, Emma Stone and Sophie Turner.

Also random memes

#16
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#17
Aren't you like 50 or something?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
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Aren't you like 50 or something?

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#20
Picture this: take a small cheap electric fan, remove the grill, Drill a small hole in the fan blade close to the axle. Attach a piece of string to a small bolt going through the fan blade hole, tie the end of the string to the tip of a condom.

Patent pending
#22
I bet you could find some good answers reading PornHub comments.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
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Picture this: take a small cheap electric fan, remove the grill, Drill a small hole in the fan blade close to the axle. Attach a piece of string to a small bolt going through the fan blade hole, tie the end of the string to the tip of a condom.

Patent pending

That sounds like a perfect way to rip your dick off.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
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theguitarist...


not gonna into models cause that's all about preference and budget but for brands:

"Dr Joel Kaplan" branded stuff for cheap (strong motors in their stuff wow). don't really "hit the spot" with their design though, pretty basic. generally all use batteries. (USA company)

"Aneros" hard plastic, non vibrating but great shapes. are really great if you have enough patience chill for a while using kegel movements instead of cheating with a vibrating function. would be perfect if there was an aneros type design that had the kind of motor you get in a Kaplan and wasn't a piece of crap. (USA company)

"Fun Factory" is really good shaped with soft silicon, motors are kinda meh though. Ideal if you like a combo of kegel and vibration. rechargeable design. (german company)

"Rocks Off" they do good silicon vibrators with much better motors than fun factory but the shapes they use are not as "universal". at mid range prices, I'd pick a rocks off, at £100+ I'd pick a fun factory. uses batteries. (british company)

"lelu" awful. weak motors, shapes that look cool but aren't actually effective. overpriced yet "pretty", like the "Apple" of toys. (edit: tbf, their high end stuff is apparently decent). have mostly rechargeable models. (swedish company)
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#28
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That's the most terrifying Muppet ever.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#30
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Yeah I have massive collections of both Taylor, Avril Lavigne, Emilia Clarke, Ariana Grande, Emma Stone and Sophie Turner.

Also random memes


jesus fukn wept
#31
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Sure it looks bad, but you'll be impressed once you realize it can hold a conversation.

Even while you're balls deep in it
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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#33
Looks pretty similar too
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#35
the pit has gone into new and exciting places

kill it before it grows

I'm genuinely contemplating leaving for several months right now mostly because I don't think I can handle yope anymore

maybe goodbye
#36


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo