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Ok UG. Clearly I wouldn't be posting here unless I was desperate. I am having an emergency here.

I cancelled all my Friday night plans because I was really excited about having the flat to myself and just chilling out. Everyone is out so I have been eating crap food and watching crap TV. It was great until I saw a mouse.

A fucking MOUSE just ran across the floor.


I phoned some friends and they laughed and told me it isn't an emergency. My mum said put food down for it. I don't have any traps or a cat to set on it or anything. Plus I don't know where it is now - back under the floorboards or in the walls or something.

Help UG what should I do?!
#2
lol u gon die


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#4
Who lives normally in your flat if it isn't the mouse?

Generally what you want to do is you take cheese, a bucket, a stick and a rope. You tie the rope around the stick, use the stick to hold up one side of the bucket, and place the cheese underneath the bucket.

When the mouse eats the cheese, you pull the string and the mouse is trapped.
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Help UG what should I do?!


chill and forget about it.

maybe go buy some traps in the morning and put them down. or call some pest control person who will probably do the same thing.


what is it going to do to you anyway? nothing.
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#7
You sincerely did not strike me as an afraid of mice, girl.
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#9
Go out and buy things to kill it with/get rid of it. Serious answer.
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#10
mousies are cute

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#11
If it's gone it's gone, it's surprising you saw it to begin with.

None of us can say anything that will make you less uncomfortable, but without traps etc. there's not much you can really do.

Other than the 'ick' factor, what is it that bothers you the most? They aren't dangerous to humans, and they won't attack you.

Grab a bottle of your favorite mind-numbing beverage, drink more of it than you should and continue with your 'me time' festival!
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#12
Bury a barrel in the sand and line the lid with coconut and one by one they will fall in there, eventually they will get hungry and eat each other, then when you only have two surviving set them free and they will have a taste for mice.

This method is originally for rats but it's basically the same thing
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chill and forget about it.

maybe go buy some traps in the morning and put them down. or call some pest control person who will probably do the same thing.


what is it going to do to you anyway? nothing.


It's going to shit everywhere and eat all of my food!
#14
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It's going to shit everywhere and eat all of my food!
is this your way of telling the pit that you're going to have a baby?
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It's going to shit everywhere and eat all of my food!

probably taking a piss in your milk jug right now lol

ok but seriously, don't worry about it. mice are cool


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
maybe you can leave a door cracked open a bit for the evening and hope it runs out
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#21
Get some Mickey Mouse ears, a crown and put on Mickey's voice. The mouse will simply have to comply. They have shit eyesight as well, so as long as it only sees you from a distance, you should, should succeed in deceiving it.

And you had best succeed, or the mouse will not be best pleased...
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maybe you can leave a door cracked open a bit for the evening and hope it runs out



And let more in? Haha
#24
The Paris attacks kind of puts your problem into perspective.

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#25
Mice are nothing like thay are portrayed on Saturday morning cartoons, just so you know.
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#27
Get a CAT.
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#28
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The Paris attacks kind of puts your problem into perspective.

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In hindsight calling it an emergency might have been an overreaction.

Although I did just realise I found a mouse turd in my bed the other day 😫
#29
If you want me to I can synthesise and bring round a potent poison, but you'd need to leave the flat/evacuate the whole building. Or I could just bring round 5L of phosgene, but that's overkill.

Edit: I just looked over the lab catalogue... I have enough stuff to make a lot of mustard gas if you need it.
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#30
When I had a mouse in our house (rhyme not intended), we cornered it somewhere that it couldn't really move out from.
Then, we laid down some stuff like boxes in a pathway leading to the outside.

If you've spent the last few minutes chasing the mouse, it's probably scared, and it will likely want to go somewhere safer. So, making a pathway leading out of the house is 'safe' for the mouse.
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#31
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In hindsight calling it an emergency might have been an overreaction.

Although I did just realise I found a mouse turd in my bed the other day 😫

I hope that you first thought that it was yours and just went: "everything went better than expected".
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#32
thing is if your turds were the size and shape of a mouse's you'd need to have an arsehole like a cigar cutter
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#33
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When I had a mouse in our house (rhyme not intended), we cornered it somewhere that it couldn't really move out from.
Then, we laid down some stuff like boxes in a pathway leading to the outside.

If you've spent the last few minutes chasing the mouse, it's probably scared, and it will likely want to go somewhere safer. So, making a pathway leading out of the house is 'safe' for the mouse.


My house is really old. There are gaps and holes everywhere. That would work well in a different house but I saw the mouse crawl through a gap so it's a no goer here.


@neo no the bf and I spent ages like what is THAT and decided it might have been mud from football or something 😫
#34
It is funny though.
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If you want me to I can synthesise and bring round a potent poison, but you'd need to leave the flat/evacuate the whole building. Or I could just bring round 5L of phosgene, but that's overkill.

Edit: I just looked over the lab catalogue... I have enough stuff to make a lot of mustard gas if you need it.



Guitardude!! How are you doing these days? I can't believe they are letting you have all those chemicals
#37
you could stuff towels and stuff in all possible crevices that the mouse could be hiding so he can't come back out and if he does you can better isolate where he hides or whatever
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It's going to shit everywhere and eat all of my food!


So beat it to the punch
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Guitardude!! How are you doing these days? I can't believe they are letting you have all those chemicals


I'm good ta. Sorry about your mouse situation, I hope you are well otherwise.

I too can't believe they let me have access to the chemicals!
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