I really got what was coming to me last night.. (if you hate me you'll love this!!)

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it was the house party of the year last night. Kegs, weed, hookah, free beer, shots, coke (wasn't doing it), and bitches. there were at least 100 people there at this one dude's house. it was incredible. I don't even know the dude, he was like Jonothan's friend's friend or something.

I for one was pretty fucked. I did like 6 shots, drank a few beers, and smoked alotta weed. I had already puked twice, but i was having the time of my life. I was sitting in the k*tchen doing shots with jonothan, gary, and some other guys we didn't know. I had drank myself to the point of being an asshole with no sense of self awareness whatsoever, and I was making some really offensive jokes about the crisis in Paris. There was this HUGE guy, wearing camo and a trucker hat in the room with us. he approached me and was like, "hey asshole, my fucking uncle lives in Paris".

He threatened to kick my ass, and I called his bluff. apparently I called him an inbred camo-wearing fuck and told him I was just joking and he can get the fuck over himself. fucker decked me in the nose, infront of everyone, and I was down.

now I have a fucked up nose, and I still can't breathe out it at all or smell. needless to say, I think I really got what I deserved. Don't be assholes, guys.
Last edited by DQcrewmember at Nov 14, 2015,
#2
He probably got confused and thought you were talking about Paris, Texas.
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#3
s0 c00l
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#7
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now I have a fucked up nose, and I still can't breathe out it at all or smell.


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#10
I don't really hate you but did you really not see confrontation coming?
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#11
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I had drank myself to the point of being an asshole with no sense of self awareness whatsoever

...so you were sober?

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#13
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I wonder if it affects pronunciation. Like is it jah-NO-đan or what?
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#14
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I wonder if it affects pronunciation. Like is it jah-NO-đan or what?

Nah it's pronounced the same but i like to call him jono
#15
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Nah it's pronounced the same but i like to call him jono

Do you pronounce that like John-o, Jono rhymes with Bono, or Joe No?
#16
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Do you pronounce that like John-o, Jono rhymes with Bono, or Joe No?

Both actually.
#17
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Do you pronounce that like John-o, Jono rhymes with Bono, or Joe No?


What about rhyming with y'know?
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#18
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it was the house party of the year last night. Kegs, weed, hookah, free beer, shots, coke (wasn't doing it), and bitches(wasn't doing it) . there were at least 100 people there at this one dude's house. it was incredible. I don't even know the dude, he was like Jonothan's friend's friend or something.


fixed

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#20
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...so you were sober?

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fixed

A poem.
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#21
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has anyone else picked up that he titles his threads like a buzzfeed article
He made fun of French terror victims, when You See why you Will Be Brought To Tears
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#22
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has anyone else picked up that he titles his threads like a buzzfeed article




troll confirmed

i mean Shrek
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#23
I think the guy was ogrereacting.


*tumbleweed*
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#24
You need to get oger yourself


...

You did get what you deserved though.
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#26
Bro, you gotta start checking yourself before you shrek yourself
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#28
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He made fun of French terror victims, when You See why you Will Be Brought To Tears


HAHAH
#30
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This all could've been avoided if Shrek got some play that night.
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"Plastic... asshole."
#31
The fact that you were still able to post this after the beating you received speaks to me of the inherent goodness and mercy of my fellow man...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
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#33
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if you were doing the coke then you might have reacted faster.

holy crap
A poem.
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#34
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The fact that you were still able to post this after the beating you received speaks to me of the inherent goodness and mercy of my fellow man...

wasn't really a beating, just a swift punch to the nose.
#35
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wasn't really a beating, just a swift punch to the nose.


Thus my point.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
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#36
Obnoxious, loud, rude comments, oblivious to the impact of your actions... Sure you weren't on coke?

If so never start. You're obnoxious enough already.
#37
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wasn't really a beating

Not like this:




...that's a beating.
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#38
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Not like this:


...that's a beating.


That's pretty minor.
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#39
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Bro, you gotta start checking yourself before you shrek yourself

I enjoyed this post
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
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That's pretty minor.

It was satisfying to see it end that way after Rousey neglected to touch gloves.
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