#1
Today we celebrate the day that came approximately nine months after a guy had sex with Jam's mom. Let's show our Slovenian comrade how much we enjoy having him in our midst!



As a gift, I give you a log cabin, but it's DIY, and the materials are not included
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Nov 15, 2015,
#2
Quote by ultimate-slash
Today we celebrate the day that came approximately nine months after a guy had sex with Jam's mom.
Happy birthday, Jam! I got you what you've been looking for all your life, son.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 15, 2015,
#3
happy birthday fam

i got you yourself
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#7
I got you a book.

o()o

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#8
Happy birthday!

https://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s

Always a good time with fellow bears and their friends.
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
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#9
Cheeky cunt but yeah thanks guys, i appreciate it


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#10
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I got you a book.
that was a good book

I haven't got you anything, but you'll be feeling my love by the night's end.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#11
fuck yeah
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#14


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
hbd u c00nt

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#18
ayyy hb blaz
Quote by ultimate-slash
nine months after a guy had sex with Jam's mom.

ty for the name-drop
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
nice

cheers lads


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21


Here's some proper jam. None of that pre-schooler strawberry shite.
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#22
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Here's some proper jam. None of that pre-schooler strawberry shite.


yo m8 dont badmouh strawbz jam ill deck u innit m8
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#23
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yo m8 dont badmouh strawbz jam ill deck u innit m8

Don't get salty because raspberry is the king of jams.
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