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How did we come into existence? Was there nothing just infinite darkness before there was everything that came into existence? What are some alternate theories aside from the big bang theory and "God" creating the universe in six days?
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another god thread ? man you're on a roll today

idk a higher power must have created the universe

BUT it (the entitly) DOES NOT GIVE A CHIT ABOUT HUMANS, and perhaps it was just a miracle that our planet was aligned perfectly in space with the sun, so dinosaurs evolved, the humans.

we invented religon, "god", IT'S ALL IN OUR HEADS and blah blah blah the end

but how did this start? we'll never know

humans are too intelligent for their own good, that's why we MUST find the ANSWER, but there is no answer that OUR SPECIES can understand on any level.
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another god thread ? man you're on a roll today

idk a higher power must have created the universe

BUT it (the entitly) DOES NOT GIVE A CHIT ABOUT HUMANS, and perhaps it was just a miracle that our planet was aligned perfectly in space with the sun, so dinosaurs evolved, the humans.

How could anybody ever say that "god" gave two shits about us, with all the fucked up shit that goes on in the world. And yet religious fanatics will find some way to justify everything.
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There's that one that expands on the big bang idea where it works in cycles, starting from one point, growing, imploding, beginning again over and over, essentially saying it's always 'been'.

I think given how absolutely monumental, incomprehensible and ridiculous the universe is (much like Fox News), I don't think we'll ever understand it within our lifetimes.

Not that we shouldn't try, just that.. small steps.
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#7
ikr

i know so many people that "pray" after waking up so they don't die

pray before going to sleep at night so "god" will forgive them

hell my aunt is a religious nut, she PRAYS BEFORE DRIVING HER FKING CAR so "nothing bad happens"

they think some higher power is watching thier every fking move

it's BS nobody cares if you rape, kill, or even watch porn.

ok.. .
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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#8
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There's that one that expands on the big bang idea where it works in cycles, starting from one point, growing, imploding, beginning again over and over, essentially saying it's always 'been'.

I think given how absolutely monumental, incomprehensible and ridiculous the universe is (much like Fox News), I don't think we'll ever understand it within our lifetimes.

Not that we shouldn't try, just that.. small steps.


Inflate, deflate solid state universe.

Time may not be linear , too.
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ikr

i know so many people that "pray" after waking up so they don't die

pray before going to sleep at night so "god" will forgive them

hell my aunt is a religious nut, she PRAYS BEFORE DRIVING HER FKING CAR so "nothing bad happens"

they think some higher power is watching thier every fking move

it's BS nobody cares if you rape, kill, or even watch porn.

ok.. .

ngl i've prayed at night for most of my life mostly just as a stress/compulsive thing

just kinda helps me let go of anything i'm thinking about before i go sleep

anyway the universe was created by baby joel
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Inflate, deflate solid state universe.

Time may not be linear , too.


Oh, I missed your first post, soz.
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this is all a dream. we're just waiting to wake up.


what if when you die you start seeing black tunnels right before your brain shuts (like a dmt trip)

then you find yourself at the end of the tunnel, coming out of a vagina hole, being born into a human again.

it's like "fuk i gotta do this chit all over again"

but this could be just a dream

INTERDASTING
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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#14
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The real question is how did WE (life) come to exist?


Abiogenesis is pretty plausible. I had a lesson on it in college and it's pretty close to being a proper theory.
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what if when you die you start seeing black tunnels right before your brain shuts (like a dmt trip)

then you find yourself at the end of the tunnel, coming out of a vagina hole, being born into a human again.

it's like "fuk i gotta do this chit all over again"

but this could be just a dream

INTERDASTING

real talk: reincarnation by k.lainad
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Gott ist tot


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
the truth is that we are all figments of the super computer that is your mind.

nothing exists but you - we're just a defense mechanism to keep you from going mad

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Gott ist tot
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each one of us is an evil part of god in hell(earth) living to purify ourselves before becoming one with god again
#21
There is no god, but there is a Goddess.

It's me in case you are wondering.


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Und Nietzsche war einen Scheißwichser.
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#23
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There is no god, but there is a Goddess.

It's me in case you are wondering.


so the world was created by a woman... explains why it's so shit
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Und Nietzsche war einen Scheißwichser.
Ich bin damit einverstanden , auch wenn einige seiner Theorien sind gut. Ich bevorzuge die Gleichen von Camus. Diese Übersetzungsfunktion saugt after

I really should learn to speak German.
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When I was younger and still believed in Santa Claus he was my version of God so whenever I was in a situation I would always think about what Santa would be thinking about my actions. It really shaped my behaviour. Even growing up for a period where everyone was sort of coming to realise he is a myth, it was hard to come to terms with losing my faith.
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Ich bin damit einverstanden , auch wenn einige seiner Theorien sind gut. Ich bevorzuge die Gleichen von Camus. Diese Übersetzungsfunktion saugt after

I really should learn to speak German.

my German is terrible and even I know that's wrong.

Admittedly it was the out of place comma that gave it away.
A poem.
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#28
That's Google translate for you!
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#29
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so the world was created by a woman... explains why it's so shit


You're gonna really wish you hadn't said that.

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I really should learn to speak German.


Du sollst. Du wisst nicht Deutsch überhaupt.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#30
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Und Nietzsche war Scheißwichser.

ftfy
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How did we come into existence? Was there nothing just infinite darkness before there was everything that came into existence? What are some alternate theories aside from the big bang theory and "God" creating the universe in six days?

I have a good one so please bear with me.

Every unimaginably long period of time like 1 trillion squared we have a big bang and the universe is created. It goes on and on the universe expands and then contracts back into a black hole again and it happens all over again.

This concerns reincarnation. So the earth and you and me had been created countless times by this never-ending cycle over unimaginably long periods of time I trillion trillion trillion trillion times squared.

Maybe God's doing it maybe not.
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ftfy


This isn't Russian where you can just spirit articles away to Siberia.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#36
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this is all a dream. we're just waiting to wake up.

The whole "life is just a simulation" theory is interesting, can't remember the name of it though.
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would so hold hands with the one on the left
A poem.
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#38
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would so hold hands with the one on the left
The left hand path reaps dark rewards.
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#40
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The left hand rewards.

All I heard
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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