Poll: 3 feet of meat
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Would not do any porn ever
4 33%
Would do normal porn for banter
8 67%
Would do normal porn if you really had to
0 0%
Would do some weird porn for banter (caca, horses or woteva)
0 0%
Would do some weird porn if you really had to (caca, horses or woteva)
0 0%
Voters: 12.
#1
Lately there have been bare adbots spamming horse porn all over Facebook. What's odd is that the lasses are generally orii like, so you think yo you could have gotten a gig doing some backstreet amateur shit instead of getting railed bareback by a horse, jahfeel? Or even just go into escorting innir, get £100 an hour or sommat, sorted as fuck. So at what point do they go "Yeah I can go a gig with Bojack, it'll be banter innir", I mean 5real their equestrian slamming is now immortalised on the internet and you know, that's bare ungood.
#5
i'd do a normal porno with a super hot chick for a a few thousand bucks as long as the video gets uploaded to a small site that nobody will ever go to, and my name, etc is not mentioned at all.

brb get laid by a fine

brb monies
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#6
As long as I never had to watch it myself I would do normal porn. I can only imagine how stupid my fuck face looks.
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#7
Quote by drunkseph
As long as I never had to watch it myself I would do normal porn. I can only imagine how stupid my fuck face looks.


maybe you can wear a mask?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#8
Quote by sam b at #33684218
You sound like a geek from Cheshire who is trying to be cockney

Just by the way


lol'd
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by k.lainad
maybe you can wear a mask?

Quote by DQcrewmember
how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You don't

Quote by Zaphikh
"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#11
actually is worst thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do