#1
i decided it was time for my own "only" thread. so, everything Dairy Queen related goes in here!!

I had to work 11-close today. shit was rough. the computers crashed and we had to literally write down people's orders on paper. pissed me the fuck off. also there was this new cashier who would just stand up there and talk to people and let people's ice cream pile up on the fucking counter and it would start melting. then I had to stop what I was doing and go out and serve it to people when I was supposed to be working chill.

but that's the DQ life I guess.
#2
Lol, I don't miss working in retail at all
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#3
You get mad about too much.
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#5
I had DQ today. The peppermint oreo blizzard seemed like a good idea at the time, but i couldn't finish it because it was too damn sweet.
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#6
How do you rate your burgers, and how are they cooked? I used to work at Five Guys, so very picky.
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#7
An ode to DQCrewmember's shift

EDIT: I have named it "Hot Memes, Cool Treats- The DQ Song"

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must my shift go on
How long, how long...
'cause tonight...we have to clean the floors
Tonight...

Broken bottles under children's feet
Fro-yo strewn across the dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
I put my mop up
Put my mop up against the wall

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

And the battle's just begun
There's ice cream lost, but tell me who has won
This ice cream causes real loud farts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters
Torn apart

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

How long...
How long must my shift go on
How long, how long...
'cause tonight...we must clean the floors
Tonight...tonight...

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Wipe the blizzard mix from your eyes
Drink your MooLatte
Oh, wipe your tears away
Oh, wipe your tears away
(Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Oh, wipe your blood shot eyes
(Sunday, Bloody Sunday)

And it's true we've run out of spoons
When ice cream is delicious and DQ poor quality
And today the soccer mums cry
We eat and drink and tomorrow we die (of botulism)

The real battle just begun
To claim the victory DQ won
On...

Sunday Bloody Sunday
Sunday Bloody Sunday...
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Nov 16, 2015,
#8
I'm surprised you can write
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
Quote by Fat Lard
How do you rate your burgers, and how are they cooked? I used to work at Five Guys, so very picky.

Our burgers are shit. We just drop them in this grill thingy, idk what its called. Our food is nasty tbh, only good things we have are the bbq melts, chicken strips and o-rings.
#11
I've never had DQ food that wasn't ice cream, or from Friendly's, for that matter. I'm skeptical to eat food at ice cream shops.

Aside: I actually haven't had ice cream in a long time. I should have some soon.
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#12
Quote by chrismendiola at #33685159
I've never had DQ food that wasn't ice cream, or from Friendly's, for that matter. I'm skeptical to eat food at ice cream shops.

Aside: I actually haven't had ice cream in a long time. I should have some soon.

Their food is pretty shitty, don't bother.
#13
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Their food is pretty shitty, don't bother.

Wrong. They have some of the best chicken strips money can buy.
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#14
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Wrong. They have some of the best chicken strips money can buy.

How good can a chicken strip actually be? I mean, they're good, but they're generally very simple recipes and I can't imagine chicken strips would ever make anything worth doing.
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#15
Quote by chrismendiola
How good can a chicken strip actually be? I mean, they're good, but they're generally very simple recipes and I can't imagine chicken strips would ever make anything worth doing.


Chicken strips can be a little slice of heaven when they are properly seasoned.

Stopped at a DQ in Channing, Texas (I think). A mildly ******ed woman was working the counter. She had a mole the size of a nickel on her cheek with hair like a hamster covering it. Disgusting.

Good chocolate malt though.
#17

I'ma help you hustle your shit.
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#18
I would really like OP a lot better if he worked at Popeye's instead.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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I wish our food actually looked like that lol
#20
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I would really like OP a lot better if he worked at Popeye's instead.

Something to strive for eh?

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I wish our food actually looked like that lol

The company would be so dissapointed in your negativity, I hope you leave that attitude at the door when you move on up to Popeye's.
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#21
What do you guys think of the "I'm a fan of DQ bakes" jingle? Usually jingles grow on me, but not a fan
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