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Voters: 44.
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#1
And it's the zombie apocalypse.

Are you screwed?

(The zombies will still go after you even if you turned into an object or something not alive.)
#3
I'm Zyzz, zombies are too busy mirin to eat my brains.
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#4
I'm Phil Jones. My gurning will make other survivors believe I'm already a zombie so I'll be promptly shot in the face.
#5
Hell no, cuz I'm a real man. I'll fuck those zombies in the ass, BITCH. Those faggots can't touch me, they're not man enough. I'll eat their assholes alive, I'll fuck them in front of everybody, BITCH.
#6
I'm an inventing genius, so I think I'll do ok
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
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I'm an inventing genius, so I think I'll do ok


The power of that moustache alone will probably turn the zombies back.

On another note. Why do zombie shows/films/games refuse to call zombies zombies?
#8
I'm me wearing a santa hat

I'll be fine
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
I'd join the zombies.

I was really hoping this was going a different direction...
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#10
hell no id be flying a fukn spaceship that'd be dope as fuck
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#11
Quote by RAB11
The power of that moustache alone will probably turn the zombies back.

On another note. Why do zombie shows/films/games refuse to call zombies zombies?

It undermines their threat by connecting them to other zombies in pop culture. They don't want the audience to perceive them as the construct of zombies, they want the freedom to define them as a force within the story.

It's smart considering how pervasive zombie media has been in recent times. When you can't possibly be original about zombies you can at least try to be about walkers or the dead or the infected or them.
#14
I'm pretty sure that nothing stops Jack Hackett from getting his drink.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#17
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hell no id be flying a fukn spaceship that'd be dope as fuck


lol!! same
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#18
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I always kinda assumed yours was a Kim Possible character

@metallica

Nah it's Suzi-X from Rob Zombie's el superbeasto. I've had the avatar for like 2 years now and just stuck with it.
#20
Being a horse would suck, but hey, I can fly, and I've got magic powerful enough to control the moon, so I think I'll be fine.
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#21
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I'd be part of UG

I would reach my final form

Wait, this wasn't even your final form?
#22
Charity adbots, what's next?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24


In all reality, if I was my avatar in this situation, I'd probably (unsuccessfully) attempt to harness an army of zombies and take over the world.
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#27
Do people with no avatar not exist?

#deep
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
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"Zombies, leave."


Or you'll put your foot up their asses?
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#29
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Or you'll put your foot up their asses?

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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#30
Idk it's an NPC.
I'll just use my last avatar which was a smiling sun and roast you all.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
The focus of my avatar is violet light from a laser fluorescing with beer in a cup, so I guess the moment the laser turns off I'd still be "alive" as energy because energy cannot be created or destroyed. I'd just bounce around, almost instantly turning into infrared when I'd just hang out and dissipate.

Since the only thing actually alive in the avatar is a small amount of yeast in the (homebrewed) beer... it would take a miracle for me to survive in that case. Bacteria, UV light, excess heat and other stuff can easily kill yeast. They would have to somehow dump the beer into a sterile, dark area loaded with an unlimited amount of wet sugars for me to survive/thrive. I was thinking a zombie's stomach might work out as an environment in certain circumstances like a lack of stomach acid and digestion, but it's a crapshoot anyway because beer yeast needs special conditions to survive and grow.
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#33
As an ///M no zombie will even have a chance...

...until 80k miles in when the water pump starts failing........

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
I'd tell those tarts to stop fannying about or they'll get a dry slap, know what I'm sayin' Pat?
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#37
My ostrich avi is an adorable dancing school girl I'll never make it. D:
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
unless i was in a bar at the time

chip can't run out of bars
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#40


Zombies better watch their asses.
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