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I listened to this song all the time as a child and never realized it was about getting a boner while dancing with a ladyperson

post songs that don't sound ridiculous until you realize what the lyrics are about
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja

*every steel panther song*

I like asian hooker and fat girl the most
edit: lyrics are funny too but thought i'd share
Last edited by luffy1999 at Nov 20, 2015,
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
every ac/dc song
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
"Your sound is in your hands as much as anything. It's the way you pick, and the way you hold the guitar, more than it is the amp or the guitar you use." -- Stevie Ray Vaughan

"Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the motherfucker who plays it is 80 percent." -- Miles Davis

Guthrie on tone:
Quote by JustRooster
Turning Japanese is about your jizz face.

yeah but that song doesn't sound serious to begin with
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Quote by GreenDay82 at #33691504

Forgot how much I loved this song.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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