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#1
Because according to his Facebook page, he died a couple years ago

hydraedit: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/GbAdimDb5m7/
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#2
Woah woah what

didn't he stop posting cos he had to do his mandatory military service
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
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Woah woah what

didn't he stop posting cos he had to do his mandatory military service


military service aka how people die
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#4
Really?
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#5
Vaguely. Link?
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#6
I remember him. I thought I saw him post recently though
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#7
yeah i remember him

is this like the 'kensai died' thing or are you serious


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
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#8
This would be a fucked up practical joke, right TS? We're in agreement that you'd have to be severely underdeveloped as a human being to play this off for laughs, right TS? Link?
#10
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military service aka how people die


Or..you know...auto accidents.
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#12
aw shit really?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
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Or..you know...auto accidents.


yeah because there isn't crazy fighting in the middle east
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#14
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yeah because there isn't crazy fighting in the middle east


IIRC, an Israeli service member has a far greater chance of dying in a vehicle accident than in a military conflict.

Also true for US military for the most part.
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#15
you obviously don't know jew chords

either died in a weapons accident or a toilet related accident
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#17
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you obviously don't know jew chords

either died in a weapons accident or a toilet related accident



“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#18
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how would a fb page say that?

Maybe jewchord's mum posted on it to say "hay, this is jewchords mum. jewchords is kill".
#20
Gbdim54i454hjj

something like that
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
I was only talking about him to my dad the other day

Sad times
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#22
No link, no screenshot, no elaboration. OP just drops a smiley and dips. I don't buy it.
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#23
That's very sad.
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#24


That's a screenshot from my phone. Today is his birthday but there are no birthday wishes, all recent posts are similar to this too
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#25
well fuck. rest in peace jewchords


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
aw damn
feels weird we only hear about this so long after

I've jokingly posted 'rip ____' about users who hardly post any more
and can only hope these people who have disappeared from here are away doing more fulfilling things with their lives
not this worst case scenario
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
I feel bad that it took us 3 years to find out

I don't really remember him or remember having any interactions with him, but it's a shame.
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#29
I searched 'jewchords' to find his proper username, and the search results were a list of posts asking if anyone knows how he's doing, saying they miss him etc.
and some unfortunate jokes about him being dead from before and since he stopped posting



He was a prolific poster when I started posting a lot (2012ish), I didn't know him well but I remember liking him
and the general troll banter about him and Represent

linked his profile in op
those comments...
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
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That's a screenshot from my phone. Today is his birthday but there are no birthday wishes, all recent posts are similar to this too

god damn that's sad


I remember when he left for the army and we were all like "lol don't die" :/

Obviously don't know what happened but still that's terrible
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#32
let's be honest though

knowing jew chords he would have wanted us to make jokes about him being dead

in fact he would be severely disappointed by how serious and sad this thread is

like if this thread turned into an all out roast he would be bummed that he couldn't make a multi to join in on pissing on himself (figuratively and literally)
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#33
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That's a screenshot from my phone. Today is his birthday but there are no birthday wishes, all recent posts are similar to this too

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=29980765

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29986604&postcount=62

well, this is awkward
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#34
Man that sucks.. Didn't really speak to him but I remember when he said he was going away for national service or whatever.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#36


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#37
genghisgandhi wrote on Mar 24th, 2012 3:13am:
If you die I might kill myself.

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#39
rip
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#40
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I remember when he left for the army and we were all like "lol don't die" :/


holy shit i remember this.


RIP
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