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Eternal Bliss
4 18%
Just chillin'
8 36%
Joining the lifestream
1 5%
Reincarnation
4 18%
Nothing
5 23%
Voters: 22.
#1
On a cloud with a harp? Reincarnation? Joining God's being? Nothing? Would you want there to be a separate afterlife for bad people?
#2
A harem of 2D waifus.
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#3
A place where I can finally be left the fuck alone.
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#5
netflix and chill
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
honestly? nothing

scary but also kinda comforting because this life is all ya got and you're not using it as a shitty excuse to be shitty to people and/or kill them

and also kinda feeling shitty about a lot of things so nothing seems like a great alternative yakn0
#7
God will probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked. Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise- fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.
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#8
It would be cool if you could re-live your previous life but with all the knowledge of that life, and full awareness of what happened, and then when you died you had another life where you were clueless, but when you died the same thing would happen, etc...

Or not, idk.
#10
It's odd though because humans don't like thinking about how their mind will just not be alive after death. A lot of people think of the after life as being mentally awake, but really you aren't and nothing is happening. It is nothing to be afraid of really because it will just be nothing. There is literally nothing to be afraid of about it, because nothing bad can possibly happen in the after life. If you believe in reincarnation then you just assume that your mind goes on to the next body and it will stay alive, but in reality it will just cease to exist. you will not exist. nothing will exist. it will not be eternal nothing, because it won't be eternal anything. You'll just die and nothing more will happen, and you won't be around for the nothing more.

That was me rambling on if you were wondering.
#12
i hope i die in my sleep when im too old to have fun anymore (so like 75 years old +)

i hope i don't reincarnate into anything or end up in hell.

i hope nothing happens, and my reality becomes non-existent and everything is nothing like it was before the universe began or currently is
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#14
Sex, drugs and rock n roll sounds about right ^^
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#15
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Sex, drugs and rock n roll sounds about right ^^

Yeah and what I said (kisses and lemonade), and I want to also add some beef.

Like teriaki beef sticks you get at some shitty Chinese restaurant.
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#16
As a human, the most I'd like after dying is being able to know what happens to my family after I'm gone, somehow be able to influence their lives positively, and also check out family members, friends, etc that have already passed and meet them one more time.

But this starts to break down and make little sense the more you think about it. For instance, which thoughts/memories/"phisical appearance" do you take in this magical afterlife? The ones you had right before you died? So if you died of depression you'll be depressed your whole afterlife and will suffer knowing you can't get rid of your new "afterlife". If you died because cut you in half, then your physical representation in this afterlife will have no legs. If you died of Alzheimers or any other mental degenerative disease, then this condition would apply to your afterlife too.

So basically the thing that'd make the most sense is for the "ideal" afterlife to be a total reset of your thoughts, feelings and memories. But if this is the case, should you get to choose this afterlife? "Choosing" said afterlife would mean that you would use the feelings and memories of your old "you" to choose it, which has the problems described above. But if your "afterlife mind" is reset in order to make this choice, then it's not a choice at all, you have nothing to base it on to choose it. For example if you had a choice in whom or what to reincarnate as.
But if you are forced into your afterlife without a choice, then isn't it a little authoritarian and senseless? Like, if you got reincarnated as a goat and had no choice in the matter ... would it be fair?

The only ideal afterlife is whatever you find ideal at the moment of your death, but unless reality can be molded subjectively by some higher being to acommodate it for you this way (like creating parallel afterlife universes for every person that dies), then this can't happen.
#17
ideally you go to some temporary afterlife so you can finish unfinished business or something like that.
#19
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As a human, the most I'd like after dying is being able to know what happens to my family after I'm gone, somehow be able to influence their lives positively, and also check out family members, friends, etc that have already passed and meet them one more time.

Basically like Obi Wan. I'd find it pretty annoying. Like dude you're dead. Leave me alone already and let me live my life.


I want to be reincarnated as a Gundam.
#21
My ideal sfterlife is a place where I can be with everyone I've ever cared about
A poem.
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#22
If I'm able to finally rest at peace, no more past/future lives.
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#23
Thing about reincarnation is that given how fast the human population has grown, is it possible that our souls have been divided in order to give every human a soul, and we're eventually going to be basically homeopathic souls?
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#24
i wanna be a vengeful ghost/spirit and sodomize bad people and evildoers into submission.

kind of like The Spectre, but with ghost penis sodomy.
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#28
Cute girls under 5 foot 5 who listen to MCR

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#29
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It's odd though because humans don't like thinking about how their mind will just not be alive after death. A lot of people think of the after life as being mentally awake, but really you aren't and nothing is happening. It is nothing to be afraid of really because it will just be nothing. There is literally nothing to be afraid of about it, because nothing bad can possibly happen in the after life. If you believe in reincarnation then you just assume that your mind goes on to the next body and it will stay alive, but in reality it will just cease to exist. you will not exist. nothing will exist. it will not be eternal nothing, because it won't be eternal anything. You'll just die and nothing more will happen, and you won't be around for the nothing more.

That was me rambling on if you were wondering.
People tend to believe that mental comprehension is a called a "soul".
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line