#1
There's been gas maintenance going on down my road atm, gas workers have been digging up the roads and replacing a load of the pipes. Well they came in to check the meter and stuff while I was away, and my roomate's gf made them all a cup of tea using my mugs, the workers then left them outside by the road. I didn't get back for another 4 days, so when I found my mugs outside they were full of leaves and shit, and are all chipped

I got mugged, and I'm pretty pissed off. They could've left them on out porch or something out of the way, or on top of the bins, not right by the fucking road, pricks
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#2
fuking priks op should have shanked dem for doing dat ghey chit

got dam op im pissed now too for ur mugs
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#3
I know the feeling geez some melts tried to mug me off the other day
#4
Mate, did your girlfriend not promise to protect them?

If only she'd been there.
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#5
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Mate, did your girlfriend not promise to protect them?

If only she'd been there.


I was with my gf in Cardiff, it was my mate's gf that made them the tea
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#6
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I was with my gf in Cardiff, it was my mate's gf that made them the tea


At least she was with you to protect you then, otherwise people with guns would actually be dangerous.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#7
Hunt down the workers. Mug them round the head with the mugs. Do it in the name of justice.
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#8
Here is a really shit picture of my 20 year old mug.



I had hot chocolate in it today, because I'm a proper grown up.
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#9
^Lol, that's actually a pretty good theme for a ST mug.
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#10
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^ try harder...I'm not buying it. It's kinda like trying to sell me generic Viagra...I see right through it...

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#11
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At least she was with you to protect you then, otherwise people with guns would actually be dangerous.

Hey, at least I got something worth fighting for.
#12
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^Lol, that's actually a pretty good theme for a ST mug.

When I bought it, everyone said it'd be in pieces in 6 months.

It's survived regular trips through the microwave and dishwasher.
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#13
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Hey, at least I got something worth fighting for.


Everyone's got stuff worth fighting for, good luck stopping bullets with your bare hands
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#14
I mugged my old universities ******* for mugs once

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#15
I don't get why you guys are being dicks about this.
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