#1
GOD demonstrated HIS love to us by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to GIVE us eternal life.
He also promised to heal your body.
(Just ask Him)
#2
God sucks. He cant even stop shitty terrorists
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#3
does god have a dick

or does he just identify as male

why would god need to identify as a gender anyway
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#5
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does god have a dick

or does he just identify as male

why would god need to identify as a gender anyway

It"s "He," not "he." This is why you need to ask about pronouns, FFS.
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#6
You know if you get god backwards you get dog.


Dog is way more loving and dependable.


We should praise the Dog. Titan the Labrador.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
Jesus sucked me off for a fiver
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
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Jesus sucked me off for a fiver


You might want to get yourself checked out. Jesus gave me the clap.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#9
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It"s "He," not "he." This is why you need to ask about pronouns, FFS.



you know what's even worse than when people call god "HE" is when they call god "SHE". Like, it's stupid and it's feminist nonsense on top of that so like double awful
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#12
My god has a mullet
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
jebuz was a jew
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#14
I thought he was black
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#15
If God existed, the USB interface would not exist in 3 states:



Therefore there is no God.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#17
Im guessing that includes you since youre here and all.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#19
One of us... one of us...
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#21
Quote by MHQewrty
GOD demonstrated HIS love to us by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to GIVE us eternal life.
He also promised to heal your body.
(Just ask Him)


I agree in the first part, but I think you are mistaken, TS, about promising to heal our bodies. Don't take scripture out of context, please.
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#22
Quote by The_Blode
^ my god is also female...actually, I see all females are goddesses and the dominant species.


kill me now
My God, it's full of stars!
#24
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiZwrRLS2-A

I'd say he prefers Pearl Jam over the Stones.



If god didn't smoke weed then explain the platypus.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
the only god is the sun and the moon srs
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#27
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Second chorus.


My mind is blown
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.