#1
Rape them. Literally.

The problem is that we're fighting an enemy who is so idealogically stout that even if they die, they believe they will be rewarded in the afterlife. There's almost nothing we can do to take that away from them...almost.

I propose we send an Inglorious Bastards style special army of gay dudes to Iraq/Syria to capture, buttfuck and kill as many high ranking Daesh commanders as possible.

They should take the hint.

I'll accept my Nobel Piecey Prize now.
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#2
Fuck them all to death?
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#3
I figure once will do. Then just pop a bullet in their brain real quick.
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#4
Republicans will never go for that, though
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#5
I got a better one yet, stop funding them.
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#8
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I got a better one yet, stop funding them.


THAT WILL NEVER WORK AND YOU ARE UNAMERICAN FOR SUGGESTING IT. Gtfo my cuntry
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#10
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
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wait what?


AUTOCORRECT IS ALSO UNAMERICAN.

Whoops
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#13
We should send James Blunt in, his voice will calm them and they'll realise all the fighting is pointless
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#14
They should get AIDS too.

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#15
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There is never an excuse for rape



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But what if she doesn't want to have sex? How else am I supposed to have an orgasm in her body if she doesn't let me?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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But what if she doesn't want to have sex? How else am I supposed to have an orgasm in her body if she doesn't let me?


then you sing this to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3K7JJ0Snus
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#18
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You're bad at jokes tho Neo

That's still not a criminal offence.
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#19
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Fuck them all to death?

yes
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#20
Well we know where their HQ is
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#21
This is one of those threads where the OP was actually serious, but then will try and play it off later like he was trolling.
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#22
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This is one of those threads where the OP was actually serious, but then will try and play it off later like he was trolling.

Nah dude is a legit alcoholic he won't even remember making this thread
#23
I always knew snip harbored some darkness under all the ookie-pookie talk and daisy smilies.
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#24
^I'm just being logical here.

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Well we know where their HQ is

You know, I never realized it until now, but it does kind of look like a butthole.

And for the record, I'm sober right now.
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#28
if this seems like a novel idea then your knowledge of warfare is very lacking
#29
Tl;dr snoo snoo
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#30
I believe Louis CK already did this joke. He just said it about Hitler.
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#33
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if this seems like a novel idea then your knowledge of warfare is very lacking

I've never been one for tradition for tradition's sake.
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#34
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Republicans will never go for that, though

i would love

to see

snipel here

seriously propose this to a group of republicans

just to see the looks on their faces.
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#35
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^I'm just being logical here.


You know, I never realized it until now, but it does kind of look like a butthole.

And for the record, I'm sober right now.

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The preferred contractor is Global Outdoor Architectural Technology Specialist Engineers.
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