Poll: Tits
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Yes
14 36%
No
25 64%
Voters: 39.
#2
No, the fast forward function isn't developed enough to skip to just the last minute of the blowjob and subsequently to the good stuff.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#3
shut up gary
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Is Blue The Warmest Colour?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
If it's what people want..

But I don't see the point to that because you can get the stuff for free on the internet if you wanted to.
#7
Why? There is an internet filled with copious amounts of free pornography.

If anything Netflix needs to get more good movies. Most of the movies they have are crap.
#10
It's not that hard to open another tab, Gary.

And who pays for porn anyway?
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#11
Quote by snipelfritz
It's not that hard to open another tab, Gary.

And who pays for porn anyway?

Just today I've spent $125 on porn

Tbf its black thursday/friday
#12
Quote by Hydra150
Is Blue The Warmest Colour?


Nah turned out to be pretty cold after all tbh.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#13
tbh when I finally bought myself a PS4 and set it all up, had one game and was browsing the TV apps and stuff
really felt that an erotica channel would have boosted the experience
instead of using the fiddly browser
is this too much to ask
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
tbh yeah you're right. Porn apps are more than overdue you'd think....
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#16
I voted yes for "tits"

Not for Netflix having porn

However, a porn delivering app on consoles would suffice
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#17
that would kinda defeat the purpose of netflix and chill

your're supposed to watch B grade action movies for half an hour until you get bored enough to actually have sex
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#18
Quote by The_Blode
I remember my very first actual girlfriend invited me for 'netflix and chill' back before Netflix was really a thing...back in 2005...and we watched Shrek I think....or Finding Nemo...it was our first meeting, I was in her bedroom, I'd flown 1500 miles to meet her, we're both virgins and she's horny as hell...I only picked up on that much time AFTER that...because I was diagnosed Aspie late on in my life

See this is what I like about you Blode, you make me feel better about myself.
#19
no because i use my mom's Netflix account and i don't need her to see what i watch when i fiddle with myself.
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#20
Quote by The_Blode
I remember my very first actual girlfriend invited me for 'netflix and chill' back before Netflix was really a thing...back in 2005...and we watched Shrek I think....or Finding Nemo...it was our first meeting, I was in her bedroom, I'd flown 1500 miles to meet her, we're both virgins and she's horny as hell...I only picked up on that much time AFTER that...because I was diagnosed Aspie late on in my life


I have a bunch of hilarious stories like this

When the weird emo girl was scratching my arm at a party but I didn't get the message and kiss her

She must have been so frustrated that day

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#21
Quote by The_Blode at #33702261
I remember my very first actual girlfriend invited me for 'netflix and chill' back before Netflix was really a thing...back in 2005...and we watched Shrek I think....or Finding Nemo...it was our first meeting, I was in her bedroom, I'd flown 1500 miles to meet her, we're both virgins and she's horny as hell...I only picked up on that much time AFTER that...because I was diagnosed Aspie late on in my life


God damn it Blode if you went all that way just to chill with you her you pretty much have the right to demand sex.

Anyway TS a people have said you can get free porn so easily why would you pay for it?
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#22
Well I was friends with these 4 girls who were friends with each other, and they all fancied me, but I never got told this until a year after I started chasing after another girl and apparently it was like the secret that everyone knew at Sixth Form but I didn't realise at all

But it's fairly obvious when a girl fancies you (under a certain age I think) because she'll wanna get your attention by any means nessecary, ie. scratching your arm

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#23
Quote by The_Blode
I remember my very first actual girlfriend invited me for 'netflix and chill' back before Netflix was really a thing...back in 2005...and we watched Shrek I think....or Finding Nemo...it was our first meeting, I was in her bedroom, I'd flown 1500 miles to meet her, we're both virgins and she's horny as hell...I only picked up on that much time AFTER that...because I was diagnosed Aspie late on in my life

You should submit this to the readers' stories section of FHM.
#24
That sounds cringey tbh

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#25
Quote by EndTheRapture51
I have a bunch of hilarious stories

Tell the one about the time you were at a party and got snowballed.
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#26
Quote by The_Blode
^ it's exactly what it was! I couldn't be with somebody who made me cringe and who was trying so hard for me to like her...she heard I got dumped and just pounced...god knows why...we do silly things when we're younger

was she fit
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
Quote by chrismendiola
Tell the one about the time you were at a party and got snowballed.

I'd like to hear this story. Not sure we have the same definition of "snowballing" though.
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#28
by the end of it he was covered in white
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Quote by snipelfritz
I'd like to hear this story. Not sure we have the same definition of "snowballing" though.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32958682&postcount=35
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I made out with a girl at a party but she'd given a blow job to another guy earlier on in the night

The moral of the story is not to tell any stories you wouldn't want me to remember.
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Last edited by chrismendiola at Nov 27, 2015,
#32
nah

pornflix can be a different channel for idiots who pay for that shit, or it could at least be an upgrade

kids use netflix and child locks don't do shit on those things.
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#33
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33702366
Well I was friends with these 4 girls who were friends with each other, and they all fancied me, but I never got told this until a year after I started chasing after another girl and apparently it was like the secret that everyone knew at Sixth Form but I didn't realise at all

But it's fairly obvious when a girl fancies you (under a certain age I think) because she'll wanna get your attention by any means nessecary, ie. scratching your arm


christ, iktf

some lass wanted me for like 2 years, i never realised
few years later i want her, shes gone off me

k cool nice one ugh
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#34
Quote by Trowzaa
christ, iktf

some lass wanted me for like 2 years, i never realised
few years later i want her, shes gone off me

k cool nice one ugh

Ugh story of my life right there.
#35
Quote by TobusRex
Why? There is an internet filled with copious amounts of free pornography.

If anything Netflix needs to get more good movies. Most of the movies they have are crap.

Yep, this.
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