Teen Shoots Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner For Asking Him If He Had A Girfriend

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RICHMOND, VA – An 18 year old teenager is being charged with attempted murder after shooting his uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because his uncle had asked him “Where’s your girlfriend?”

Cody Stone was arrested Thursday evening by Richmond police upon being found blocks away from his home where he had shot his uncle. Cody had apparently attempted to escape the home and authorities. Although critically injured with a bullet wound, Cody’s uncles is expected to live after being rushed to the emergency room.

According to family members, Cody was apparently infuriated upon being asked if he had a girlfriend. “Nobody was talking, we were all just eating” said Cody’s younger brother Timothy, “My brother Cody was eating quietly with his head down and hair covering his face when all of a sudden my uncle broke the silence saying “so um Cody, do you have a girlfriend?” Cody slowly looked up and said “what did you say?” before standing up and taking out a gun and shooting my uncle once”.

According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance. Cody will soon appear in front of a judge facing attempted murder charges.
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#2
“It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance. Cody will soon appear in front of a judge facing attempted murder charges.

LOL
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#3
Hopefully it's at least another 50 years before he even gets the chance to get some. And by then he wouldn't even be able to anyway.
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Hopefully it's at least another 50 years before he even gets the chance to get some. And by then he wouldn't even be able to anyway.


I'm sure he'll make a fine jailhouse sissy.
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It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance

classic cody's uncle
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According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance.

#8
So he didn't have to go away and get the gun?

He brought it to dinner?

What a fud.
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lolAmerica

We "Americans " huh,
well we have crazy people here that go nuts just like in Europe,
if he wasn't using a firearm he could have used a knife,
a car, fire, poison, etc.,
remember its like Shane said,
"A gun is just a tool,"
It isn't the Wild West here,
except on the part of our criminal government and Police State,
people aren't walking around with guns strapped to their sides
(at least not citizens),
we have strict laws about guns,
who can own, who can carry,
how you transport, where you shoot etc.,
if you get out of line with a gun, make
a threat you get arrested or shot quickly here,
We do have a government and a media that is attempting to villify
gun owners here,
and paint us a nutjobs, even terrorists now,
because our government has been taken over by a ruthless banking elite/1%/secret government whatever you call it,
they are destroying our personal rights,
stealing all the money, funds, pensions, etc.,
and turning us into a 3rd world country-
just like they are doing to you,
they have to take our guns away before they can do this
(they already did that to you long ago)
we are going to have to take our country back,
and the citizens of the US are waking up to this,
the difference between us and you is we have the "tools" to do it-
I wonder if you are still going to think a right for citizens to own firearms is such a bad idea when they come breaking your door down,
and you are helpless to protect your loved ones-
end of rant
sunaj
California
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Quote by sunaj
We "Americans " huh,
well we have crazy people here that go nuts just like in Europe,
if he wasn't using a firearm he could have used a knife,
a car, fire, poison, etc.,

remember its like Shane said,
"A gun is just a tool,"
It isn't the Wild West here,
except on the part of our criminal government and Police State,
people aren't walking around with guns strapped to their sides
(at least not citizens),
we have strict laws about guns,
who can own, who can carry,
how you transport, where you shoot etc.,
if you get out of line with a gun, make
a threat you get arrested or shot quickly here,
We do have a government and a media that is attempting to villify
gun owners here,
and paint us a nutjobs, even terrorists now,
because our government has been taken over by a ruthless banking elite/1%/secret government whatever you call it,
they are destroying our personal rights,
stealing all the money, funds, pensions, etc.,
and turning us into a 3rd world country-
just like they are doing to you,
they have to take our guns away before they can do this
(they already did that to you long ago)
we are going to have to take our country back,
and the citizens of the US are waking up to this,
the difference between us and you is we have the "tools" to do it-
I wonder if you are still going to think a right for citizens to own firearms is such a bad idea when they come breaking your door down,
and you are helpless to protect your loved ones-
end of rant
sunaj
California

Yea, I bring a car to the dinner table every day.
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hold off on the edge there blackfag, with your r/whitepeopletwitter. That guy has no trigger discipline or knowledge of reloads
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remember its like Shane said,
"A gun is just a tool,"

ok, is this a Walking Dead quote?
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ok, is this a Walking Dead quote?


The classic western "Shane"
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The classic western "Shane"

well, still an equally bad argument.
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#18
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We "Americans " huh,
well we have crazy people here that go nuts just like in Europe,
if he wasn't using a firearm he could have used a knife,
a car, fire, poison, etc.,
remember its like Shane said,
"A gun is just a tool,"


It's a lot harder to impulse murder someone with a knife, a car, fire and poison

In this situation poisoning the guys food would be obvious, other family members would be able to react to a stabbing much easier than a gun being shot, put a fire out quickly, and if the teen was going to run over his uncle maybe enough time would have passed to allow the shooter to take a few minutes a calm down

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Quote by sunaj
We "Americans " huh,
well we have crazy people here that go nuts just like in Europe,
if he wasn't using a firearm he could have used a knife,
a car, fire, poison, etc.,
remember its like Shane said,
"A gun is just a tool,"
It isn't the Wild West here,
except on the part of our criminal government and Police State,
people aren't walking around with guns strapped to their sides
(at least not citizens),
we have strict laws about guns,
who can own, who can carry,
how you transport, where you shoot etc.,
if you get out of line with a gun, make
a threat you get arrested or shot quickly here,
We do have a government and a media that is attempting to villify
gun owners here,
and paint us a nutjobs, even terrorists now,
because our government has been taken over by a ruthless banking elite/1%/secret government whatever you call it,
they are destroying our personal rights,
stealing all the money, funds, pensions, etc.,
and turning us into a 3rd world country-
just like they are doing to you,
they have to take our guns away before they can do this
(they already did that to you long ago)
we are going to have to take our country back,
and the citizens of the US are waking up to this,
the difference between us and you is we have the "tools" to do it-
I wonder if you are still going to think a right for citizens to own firearms is such a bad idea when they come breaking your door down,
and you are helpless to protect your loved ones-
end of rant
sunaj
California



"they paint us as nutjobs," nah, you're doing that on your own.
#20
This story would make a pretty funny four frame cartoon.

Lol, what a piece of shit.
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#America

Anyway that guy has stupid hair and a baby face, I reckon he deliberately got arrested in order to get some homo action. He'll write to his uncle to say "Girlfriend? No, but I've got 10 prison boyfriends, loser"
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This story would make a pretty funny four frame cartoon.

Lol, what a piece of shit.

Why can't we bring those back?
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Why can't we bring those back?


ikr?
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According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance. Cody will soon appear in front of a judge facing attempted murder charges.


Cody's uncle is my spirit animal.
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“It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance.

soak it in
#27
seems legit
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
Kid looks like a school shooter anyway. Lock him up.
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We "Americans " huh,
well we have crazy people here that go nuts just like in Europe,
if he wasn't using a firearm he could have used a knife,
a car, fire, poison, etc.,
remember its like Shane said,
"A gun is just a tool,"
It isn't the Wild West here,
except on the part of our criminal government and Police State,
people aren't walking around with guns strapped to their sides
(at least not citizens),
we have strict laws about guns,
who can own, who can carry,
how you transport, where you shoot etc.,
if you get out of line with a gun, make
a threat you get arrested or shot quickly here,
We do have a government and a media that is attempting to villify
gun owners here,
and paint us a nutjobs, even terrorists now,
because our government has been taken over by a ruthless banking elite/1%/secret government whatever you call it,
they are destroying our personal rights,
stealing all the money, funds, pensions, etc.,
and turning us into a 3rd world country-
just like they are doing to you,
they have to take our guns away before they can do this
(they already did that to you long ago)
we are going to have to take our country back,
and the citizens of the US are waking up to this,
the difference between us and you is we have the "tools" to do it-
I wonder if you are still going to think a right for citizens to own firearms is such a bad idea when they come breaking your door down,
and you are helpless to protect your loved ones-
end of rant
sunaj
California


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According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance.
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