#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7klNQyyLpiA

What could possibly be in those boxes for people to act like that?
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#2
"why are you being so aggressive you're scaring me"

holy fukkin chit
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#5


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What could possibly be in those boxes for people to act like that?

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#8
Actually yeah this is definitely fake. Why would she even steal from the kid when there's boxes all over the floor?
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#11
Lets think logically about this.

First off, that's a veggie steamer. People on Black Friday bowl over each other for flatscreens, or DSLRs, or iPhones, or other fancy things, not kitchen appliances that help them eat healthy.

Second, notice how few people there are in this video. Sure they're running over each other, but look at the beginning of the video. There's maybe one-and-a-half-dozen at most. Anyone who's ever driven up to a store on Thanksgiving only to nope out of there upon seeing a blocks-long line knows that there would be scores more people swarming into the store if that kind of chaos broke out.

Third, lets think for a minute about the context of all of this. It's Black Friday, and the doors are about to open. Walmart employees have literally been trampled dead in this exact context before. The only ways that a Walmart employee would decide that now is a good time to pull out their phone and shoot a video is if A. they're a moron, B. they have a death wish, or C. they knew they wouldn't be harmed because taking out your cameraman isn't a good idea. Moreover, whoever our cameraman is decided not to record the line, or how long people were out there, or give us any details or even show us the very moment the door opened to let in the zombies. They inexplicably waited until right after people started rushing in. Maybe because cutting out the before and after lets them cut the earlier parts where everyone's chilling waiting for their cues, and the later parts where they stopped so nobody actually gets hurt?

Fourth, the line. "GIVE ME THAT BOX! GET OFF OF ME! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE YOU'RE SCARING ME!" This doesn't sound like someone who was ready to steal from a small child for a vegetable steamer. This sounds like someone who got offered fifty bucks to pretend to steal from a small child had to improvise a line on the spot.

Fifth, per Snopes, no big-box retailers in the Michigan area were selling veggie steamers that match the product in-question.

Sixth, There are multiple steamers still unclaimed, including more than a few literally inches from her feet. There is no logical reason why, when there is an unclaimed box with X inside of it literally right next to your foot on the ground, you would instead opt to rip one out of a child's hands.

Seventh: If you pause the video right before the dogpile, you can see our "victim" with her veggie steamers already in-arm, standing next to another employee. So she somehow got inside before everyone else, already grabbed her product, yet walked right back into the fray instead of doing the sane thing anyone with a small child should do, run away from the mass of insane people falling over each other for a veggie steamer.

Conclusion:



When everything is taken into account, the only reasonable conclusion is that it's a fake, and a crappy one at that. Then again, I guess that'd fitting for a k.lainad thread.
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#12
Its at the 0:06 mark that the chic in the green top with white sleeves realises that gloves were a mistake.
#13
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Lets think logically about this.

First off, that's a veggie steamer. People on Black Friday bowl over each other for flatscreens, or DSLRs, or iPhones, or other fancy things, not kitchen appliances that help them eat healthy.

Second, notice how few people there are in this video. Sure they're running over each other, but look at the beginning of the video. There's maybe one-and-a-half-dozen at most. Anyone who's ever driven up to a store on Thanksgiving only to nope out of there upon seeing a blocks-long line knows that there would be scores more people swarming into the store if that kind of chaos broke out.

Third, lets think for a minute about the context of all of this. It's Black Friday, and the doors are about to open. Walmart employees have literally been trampled dead in this exact context before. The only ways that a Walmart employee would decide that now is a good time to pull out their phone and shoot a video is if A. they're a moron, B. they have a death wish, or C. they knew they wouldn't be harmed because taking out your cameraman isn't a good idea. Moreover, whoever our cameraman is decided not to record the line, or how long people were out there, or give us any details or even show us the very moment the door opened to let in the zombies. They inexplicably waited until right after people started rushing in. Maybe because cutting out the before and after lets them cut the earlier parts where everyone's chilling waiting for their cues, and the later parts where they stopped so nobody actually gets hurt?

Fourth, the line. "GIVE ME THAT BOX! GET OFF OF ME! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE YOU'RE SCARING ME!" This doesn't sound like someone who was ready to steal from a small child for a vegetable steamer. This sounds like someone who got offered fifty bucks to pretend to steal from a small child had to improvise a line on the spot.

Fifth, per Snopes, no big-box retailers in the Michigan area were selling veggie steamers that match the product in-question.

Sixth, There are multiple steamers still unclaimed, including more than a few literally inches from her feet. There is no logical reason why, when there is an unclaimed box with X inside of it literally right next to your foot on the ground, you would instead opt to rip one out of a child's hands.

Seventh: If you pause the video right before the dogpile, you can see our "victim" with her veggie steamers already in-arm, standing next to another employee. So she somehow got inside before everyone else, already grabbed her product, yet walked right back into the fray instead of doing the sane thing anyone with a small child should do, run away from the mass of insane people falling over each other for a veggie steamer.

Conclusion:



When everything is taken into account, the only reasonable conclusion is that it's a fake, and a crappy one at that. Then again, I guess that'd fitting for a k.lainad thread.




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#15
I went to Target last night. Everybody was chill and the cops at the entrance were just standing around. I think the crazy rampages and violence only happen if somebody is standing around recording.
#17
Shes getting all aggressive and their are two boxes on the ground next to her lol
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#18
Is it normal for people in America to engage in mass brawls over discounted stuff on Black Friday? Because if so it's an even more ******ed tradition than I had realised and I am even more appalled that this yank shit has spread in to the UK.
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#19
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Is it normal for people in America to engage in mass brawls over discounted stuff on Black Friday? Because if so it's an even more ******ed tradition than I had realised and I am even more appalled that this yank shit has spread in to the UK.


Stupid people will do stupid shit. 99% of these events are rushed, but not dangerous. What you're seeing is the exception.

What you can expect from black Friday shopping here are long lines. And long lines.
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#20
Black Friday was supposedly mega-chill here compared to every other year. Hopefully the god awful tradition of leaving your home to buy stuff is ending. I am ready for drones to fly everything to my doorstep.
#21
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#22
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also why would a kid be carrying a veggie steamer in any situation but especially if her mother already had two
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#24
lol

just lol
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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(Don't even ask what it means)


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