Girl sells her poop for a living, why couldn't i be born a pretty girl, fuk!!!

#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJj9q-67ivA

Sells her urine & poo for a living, dude sold her poop to 1 guy 3x for 4k a pop, wtf!!!!


INB4 "fake. everyone knows girls don't poop" jokes
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#3
the last like 12 treads of yours have all been fake, so I'm going to say that this is too
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
I care, blode.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#9
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I'm really attracted to her...this vid got me horny just them talking about it :\


go buy some of her shit blode
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#10
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Yeah something about this thread feels personal...what did I do k.lainad? I've never bought feces through the mail before :S

She can have all my money


idk man

just marry her

she seems perfect for you
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#11
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Yeah something about this thread feels personal...what did I do k.lainad? I've never bought feces through the mail before :S

She can have all my money


Why do I feel that the key part of that is "through the mail"...
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#14
It's as easy as changing your pronouns.
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#16
Brings to mind the old saying "if I had a pussy I'd be a millionaire"

this,.. Pussy,... However, must be attached to it an attractive body and pretty face
#17
Good on her. Whatever fucked up recesses of society that would iconify people to the point of idolizing their literal shit deserve to be exploited to someone's benefit, preferably those iconified.

why couldn't i be born a pretty girl, fuk!!!

Do you have like reverse-Benjamin Button's disease?
#18
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Just subscribed to her site....$39.99 per month...will let you know how it is

...the site or the poo...?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#19
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the last like 12 treads of yours have all been fake, so I'm going to say that this is too


I was wrong

so very wrong :')
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#20
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Just subscribed to her site....$39.99 per month...will let you know how it is

So how much poop do you get for $39.99 a month?
#22
jesus wept
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#23
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Just subscribed to her site....$39.99 per month...will let you know how it is

Please do! Nice!
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#24
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It's as easy as changing your pronouns.

I laughed
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#25
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Just subscribed to her site....$39.99 per month...will let you know how it is


Congratulations on throwing your money away

Any time a woman says that they aren't equal to men I will remind them that they can sell their shit for cash

Men are truly the most unfairly treated sex in the world. All I ever wanted from life was to be able to sell my shit to people.
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#26
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Do you have like reverse-Benjamin Button's disease?


u wut m8
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#27
chit for sale

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Just subscribed to her site....$39.99 per month...will let you know how it is

And people say that I spend frivolously.
Free Ali
#29
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It's where you age normally but get dumber over time, thank you for asking.


INTERDASTING
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#30
Lol I watched this the other day because I always watch JRE and to see it here and now fucking blode subbing to Ceara is too fucking funny.

I am also genuinely intrigued so keep us updated.
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#32
I just Googled her and it turns out she's a humilatrix. How the fuck do people jerk off to this shit?

Please don't go into a diatribe to explain your predilection for your fetishes, it was a rhetorical question.
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#33
Quote by chrismendiola
I just Googled her and it turns out she's a humilatrix. How the fuck do people jerk off to this shit?

Please don't go into a diatribe to explain your predilection for your fetishes, it was a rhetorical question.

Her porn is pretty standard stuff that you'd find any amateur sex worker doing, the shit selling is just like an extreme side project as far as I can tell.

Basically everyone that does porn these days sell like used panties, pussy pops, sometimes even bottles of squirt or piss (no i haven't bought any of these im not Blode enough yet, maybe some day ). Shit is pretty far tho, don't see that often lol
#34
I had to google pussy pops

people are disgusting

I'm glad these women are leeching money from their clients they don't deserve to have money

EDIT: so is a vaginal cavern that you've been sucked into like a fly up a drink straw your psychosexual burning building or something
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#36
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Damnnn i'd let her poop on my chest




so easy to imagine
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#37
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so easy to imagine

Oh Jesu Christo that's the first thing you've ever posted that has actually made me laugh.
#38
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Apparently Ceara came onto the chat of this giantess forum I'm on...omg!

Whole oceans of defecation.


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