#1
This is a musicians forum. I have had more real-life experience with playing music and just life in general than most of you.

I feel the tide turning. Mods are closing my threads because they are jealous and afraid.

They can't compete with common sense and real-world knowledge as opposed to the college boy book learning mentality of these poor shallow souls.

Likewise, the kids don't like me because they can't relate to me. This gives me a distinct advantage over them as I know what it is like to be young, idealistic and naïve.

I do wish them the best and hope they have half as much fun as I did playing music. I find it amusing when they try to be clever.

Be free, open your mind to the vast quantities of understanding I am capable of providing if you will.

For I have come, I am here, I will not give up and I'm not going away.

Unless of course I get bant . Banned for being me .

I come in peace.

If you want to be friends let's be friends. If not I am capable of forgiveness, not in the sense of the Christian religion.

I do not need religion to do something divine. I do it all the time.

All your trespasses against me are forgiven.

I go now and wish you well.
#2
Conquer? Why not just chill and have a beer?

Here's one.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#4
Afraid of what? Nonsensical ramblings?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
I can't wait til you get banned. Also lolyou for thinking anyone is here because this is a "music" forum. Begone Musselman.
#6
Quote by yope
Mods are closing my threads because they are jealous and afraid.
lol nah I'm pretty sure it's because no one cares about what you have to say since it's mostly pointless ramblings. Don't need none of that cluttering up our squeaky clean forum.

For clarification I'm not attacking you, I'm telling you how it is.

Quote by yope
Banned for being me .
You can be you and not make a thread about it every day. That's what every other user does, but you don't seem to be getting the message.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 29, 2015,
#8

Quote by yope
This is a musicians forum. I have had more real-life experience with playing music and just life in general than most of you.

I feel the tide turning. Mods are closing my threads because they are jealous and afraid.

They can't compete with common sense and real-world knowledge as opposed to the college boy book learning mentality of these poor shallow souls.

Likewise, the kids don't like me because they can't relate to me. This gives me a distinct advantage over them as I know what it is like to be young, idealistic and naïve.

I do wish them the best and hope they have half as much fun as I did playing music. I find it amusing when they try to be clever.

Be free, open your mind to the vast quantities of understanding I am capable of providing if you will.

For I have come, I am here, I will not give up and I'm not going away.

Unless of course I get bant . Banned for being me .

I come in peace.

If you want to be friends let's be friends. If not I am capable of forgiveness, not in the sense of the Christian religion.

I do not need religion to do something divine. I do it all the time.

All your trespasses against me are forgiven.

I go now and wish you well.
#9
If i'm ever as old as this guy and try to conquer a dying off topic guitar forum, someone can kill me

it's what I would have wanted
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#10
I'd rather fearmylightning over yope.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Quote by yope
This is a musicians forum. I have had more real-life experience with playing music and just life in general than most of you.
alright fair but:
Quote by yope
This is a musicians forum.
No, it is not:
Quote by pit description
The forum for general discussion of topics that don't fit into the other forums.

I feel the tide turning. Mods are closing my threads because they are jealous and afraid.
ahem
Quote by Pit Rules
NO SPAM
- This means no meaningless posts, overdone threads or random gibberish.
Many of your posts fit into the last one
They can't compete with common sense and real-world knowledge as opposed to the college boy book learning mentality of these poor shallow souls.
What in the fuck are you talking about? They're doing their shitty unpaid jobs.
Likewise, the kids don't like me because they can't relate to me. This gives me a distinct advantage over them as I know what it is like to be young, idealistic and naïve.
It gives you an advantage... to what end?
I do wish them the best and hope they have half as much fun as I did playing music. I find it amusing when they try to be clever.
refer to the rules section
Be free, open your mind to the vast quantities of understanding I am capable of providing if you will.
short, concise, not filled with useless filler, that's how the internet works, we would listen, but there's too much unnecessary detritus in the way
For I have come, I am here, I will not give up and I'm not going away.
Why? Why post to a bunch of people that chastise you, don't listen and dislike you
Unless of course I get bant . Banned for being me .
if you mean banned for useless posting then yes
I come in peace.
totally antonymous to the thread title; a tautology
If you want to be friends let's be friends. If not I am capable of forgiveness, not in the sense of the Christian religion.
okay
I do not need religion to do something divine. I do it all the time.
Arrogance wins no-one
All your trespasses against me are forgiven.
what "trespasses?"
I go now and wish you well.

right.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Whilst I applaud your analysis Pasta, that was way more effort than Yope's shitposting deserves
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
It's sunday night

What the fuck else will I do?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
Pasta DESTROYED Yope's reign before it even began.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by Pastafarian96
It's sunday night

What the fuck else will I do?

If I ever get to the point of doing critical analysis on people's posts, I'm pretty sure I'll be seeking professional help
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
Quote by Pastafarian96
Help with the analyses?
Just picturing that tag team.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Just picturing that tag team.

Something like this
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#21
I was thinking it would be more like

"You are wrong and here's why."
*TS says something in defense*
"U little s*** sit down kid in a professional and you are wrong because [reason]"
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by yope
I have had more real-life experience with playing music and just life in general than most of you.

plus rest of post which I cbb distilling


You forgot patronising and arrogant amongst your list of attributes
#23
Quote by mind_meld
You forgot patronising and arrogant amongst your list of attributes

A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I was thinking it would be more like

"You are wrong and here's why."
*TS says something in defense*
"U little s*** sit down kid in a professional and you are wrong because [reason]"

Lol, us? Professional?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Lol, us? Professional?
No. The hypothetical person you hired for help.
Maybe the doctor.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Ohhhh, that would be good.

Pity that UG can't hire an expert panel to clear up the bullshit
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
Quote by The_Blode
Yeah but then they would put my doctor and therapist out of business lol...my doctor likes his £100,000 per year salary...my therapist earns less...I know that for a fact...because she only charges £35 per hour and works only 3 days a week at that centre...she's still much hotter than my doctor...my doctor is a guy so yeah...He earns £1 million a year after 10 years...he's been doing it for like 30 years...he's definitely a millionaire :S my GP is a millionaire....put it's into a weird context...:S

So, your GP doesn't pay income tax, or rent/mortgage, or a car, food, clothing?
#29
Quote by The_Blode
Most likely...but he would still be a millionaire taking his expenses into consideration...just based on his tenure as a GP...seems a bit weird why he drives all the way from a posh part of the the city to our crummy poor town to do his business !
Nope. Really, just... nope.
#31
Nice theory, but their shitposting does contain differing qualities.

Yope rambles about random crap

Blode is just very open about his fetishes and quirks.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#32
Quote by The_Blode
Nope to what? But yeah, his merc looks like it cost £100,000 ! Lol I'm surprised he parks it right outside the surgery...I mean, nobody is going to try and steal it are they...

As in, you seem to think that he'll have been getting £100,000 p/a right out of medical school.

The contracts which put GPs earnings up are only about 10 years old, and they did put them up significantly(as well as reducing their on-call commitments), but prior to that, junior doctors were very badly paid(they're protesting now, but they were never paid such a low overtime rate that they'd work a 100 hour week and get paid for 60 hours).
#33
Quote by yope
This is a musicians forum. I have had more real-life experience with playing music and just life in general than most of you.

I feel the tide turning. Mods are closing my threads because they are jealous and afraid.

They can't compete with common sense and real-world knowledge as opposed to the college boy book learning mentality of these poor shallow souls.

Likewise, the kids don't like me because they can't relate to me. This gives me a distinct advantage over them as I know what it is like to be young, idealistic and naïve.

I do wish them the best and hope they have half as much fun as I did playing music. I find it amusing when they try to be clever.

Be free, open your mind to the vast quantities of understanding I am capable of providing if you will.

For I have come, I am here, I will not give up and I'm not going away.

Unless of course I get bant . Banned for being me .

I come in peace.

If you want to be friends let's be friends. If not I am capable of forgiveness, not in the sense of the Christian religion.

I do not need religion to do something divine. I do it all the time.

All your trespasses against me are forgiven.

I go now and wish you well.


Yope you've already conquered these forums, youre threads are the best, I love you.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


Quote by i_lovemetallica
If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

Sunaj
#34
Schopenhauer - will to survive
Nietzsche - will to power
Frankl - will to meaning
yope - will to internet forum
#35
Tell me more about your dental health
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do