#1
me and a few guys from the DQ crew and Jonothan submitted apps to Pizza Hut to troll them, and they decided to troll us back by inviting us in for job interviews. we've decided to go in there and troll them even harder by just sitting down and dicking around and trolling the crew members that work there.

any thoughts on what we should do when we go in there? discuss.
#2
Do something totally unexpected.

Act like mature, functional members of society.
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#3
You should take it seriously and impress the managers and get hired, then you'll be like a double agent, operating from inside enemy lines
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#4
when they ask 'why do you want to work at pizza hut' you should just laugh and say 'i need drug money'
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#5
Order 40 large meat lover's and demand they make the food before you pay. Then yell "Haha! Fuck you!" and drive off.
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#6
This is a dumb prank because the worst thing that could come of this is that they get sick of your shit and end the interview. You wasted a few minutes of someone's time, oh no!
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#7
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Do something totally unexpected.

Act like mature, functional members of society.

Oh you
#8
Quote by jwmcdaniel97
Order 40 large meat lover's and demand they make the food before you pay. Then yell "Haha! Fuck you!" and drive off.
Eye for an eye


Yeah this
#9
Commit mass Harakiri right in the middle of the dining area at a peak hour, that'd be hilarious.
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#10
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You should take it seriously and impress the managers and get hired, then you'll be like a double agent, operating from inside enemy lines

There's no way i'd get hired though, they know who I am and the things i've done to various pizza hut workers lmao
#11
get a disguise, a fake mustache and some glasses
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#13
Shit your pants either before or during the interview and act as though nothing is amiss simply to see if they say anything about it.
#14
I feel like this could pass for a APileOfDeadCops thread.

Likewise, ditch Jonothan and/or leave a pair of rancid underwear in the bathroom and take a picture of it as proof.
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