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#4
Dr. Zhivago
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
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this idiot


explain
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
Quote by Eastwinn
it's a baby tapir

where do i get one
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
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where do i get one


i think that kind lives in malaysia
that's what i gathered from furious google imaging
they lose their stripes tho
#17


look at that chill fucker
it'd be sweet to just knock back some beers with him

safe in the knowledge that one day he won't just randomly rip my face clean off

Quote by Hydra150 at #33708431
where do i get one


you can steal that specific one from dublin zoo
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#18
k brb
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
that's gay


either some kind of primate, or a bear


bears are chill, even wild and undomesticated ones (obviously still dangerous)


wolves are also very cool but they are too close to dogs
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When they're down is the safest time.

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#21
No, that wasn't the question.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#22
a red fox and i will name him Todd.


river otter


ok, and a mouse deer.


i just found out those exist and i want one.

^
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#23
actually yea chimps are great especially when asshole people dress them up in overalls



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ok, and a mouse deer.


i just found out those exist and i want one.

^

lmao
#25
Elephant, duh.

I'd totally ride that thing everywhere, and then sell its poop for massive $$$$ for people to put on their gardens.
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And remember who you are
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And everything must pass
#26
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Elephant, duh.

I'd totally ride that thing everywhere, and then sell its poop for massive $$$$ for people to put on their gardens.

I like the way you think
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
Quote by Pastafarian96
I like the way you think

A travelling circus used to have base camp in the district where I used to live, and they used to sell the animal poop as fertilizer. 1 elephant can produce a surprising amount of shit.
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#28
I'd buy your elephant shit for my garden
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#29
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I'd buy your elephant shit for my garden

For a small fee, I could even bring the elephant by to take a dump directly on your garden , just one of the services I provide.
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And everything must pass
#30
Quote by jakesmellspoo at #33708456
ok, and a mouse deer.

I can't believe that isn't photoshoped.

That reminds me, I want a quokka.



#31
oh yeah, i want a bandicoot, too.

his name will be crash.

in fact, i want real life versions of every single video game animal ever so i can pose them for pictures.

let's see...

hedgehog, echidna...

what the fuck is Tails exactly? a squirrel? idk how i know what Knuckles is, but not Tails.
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#32
Quote by jakesmellspoo at #33708484

hedgehog, echidna...

what the fuck is Tails exactly? a squirrel? idk how i know what Knuckles is, but not Tails.


a fox

fun fact: sonic's real name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog

knuckles is always called knuckles the echidna so thats why you know that, whereas tails is just miles "tails" prower
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#34
Quote by Trowzaa
a fox

fun fact: sonic's real name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog

knuckles is always called knuckles the echidna so thats why you know that, whereas tails is just miles "tails" prower

i feel like you just dorkshamed me.

related: has anyone seen this?
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#36
I feel like Blode and I are the only ones really taking advantage of the moral and practical carte Blanche presented under this thread's premise.
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#37
Quote by snipelfritz at #33708537
I feel like Blode and I are the only ones really taking advantage of the moral and practical carte Blanche presented under this thread's premise.


what's ice cream got to do with this thread
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#38
I want Ben and Jerry to be my pets too.
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#39
^ Can you imagine the vet bills and the complaints from the neighbours? No thanks.
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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#40
I'd get me a tiger, because I've always wanted a tiger. I mean, just look at this fat, cuddly bastard

Quote by i_lovemetallica
Elephant, duh.

I'd totally ride that thing everywhere, and then sell its poop for massive $$$$ for people to put on their gardens.

You can make books out of it too. We have a guest book made of elephant shit at our summer cottage. People usually think it's weird when someone's told to get the elephant shit so they can sign it.
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