#1
You're walking to your chair and look down to see one of your shoelaces untied. Do you stop to tie them, or do you keep walking to your chair to do it there?

For the sake of argument, let's assume your chair is already in sight and it's a straight path from where you are now.

How many steps would you be willing to walk with untied shoelaces/what's the minimal amount of steps you'd need to be from your chair to warrant having to stop and bend down to take care of business?
Would it make a difference if everyone in the room was staring at you, waiting for you to make a wrong decision and shake their head mockingly (and possibly let it hang in utter disappointment)?
#2
I'd go back to my chair and leave my shoes untied, Im a badass like that.
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#3
I would never be caught in public with untied shoes, how embarrassing. I always make sure to double-knot
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#4
I wear flip flops.

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#5
Keep walking until sorting it out doesn't inconvenience me or anyone else.

Probably forget once I get to the chair.

I get mad at people that point it out to me. It's none of their business, I might already be aware, and drawing my attention to is it likely to make me trip because I'm clumsy af.
#6
I'd hop to my chair, then - because it's on wheels, I'm not poor - I'd wheel the chair out to where I noticed my shoelace was untied, tie my shoelace, wheel the chair back to the desk, then hop back - on the newly re-tied foot - back to where I noticed it was untied, and then walk to my chair.

At which point I'd remember what I'd left for in the first place, forgotten and have to go back and get it again.
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#7
Half the time I dont even notice my laces are untied so I probably would carry on my day not noticing my shoes were undone.
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#8
Well when I worked in an office I just wore slip-ons so no laces involved there. I work on my feet now and wear tennies. I often slip them on without tying them until I've arrived at work.

Sooo, I'd definitely make it to my chair first regardless of the number of steps and perhaps still not even tie my shoes upon sitting.

Honestly I'd just be very confused why everyone is staring at me. If one were to say something such as "hey, your shoes are untied" I would thank them for telling me, continue to my chair, and then tie them so as not to appear as though I completely disregarded the individual's notice.
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Well when I worked in an office I just wore slip-ons so no laces involved there. I work on my feet now and wear tennies. I often slip them on without tying them until I've arrived at work.

Sooo, I'd definitely make it to my chair first regardless of the number of steps and perhaps still not even tie my shoes upon sitting.

Honestly I'd just be very confused why everyone is staring at me. If one were to say something such as "hey, your shoes are untied" I would thank them for telling me, continue to my chair, and then tie them so as not to appear as though I completely disregarded the individual's notice.

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#11
lol i've walked much longer distances with my laces untied, just because i cba bending over

but yeah walk to the chair fosho

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#14
depends how far i am from the chair.

like if i was at a big hall/arena and was all the way on the other side of the room i'd tie my shoe first, then walk to my chair.

if i was in a small classroom/home, i'd walk to my chair, sit down, then proceed to tie my shoes.

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#16
Well, probly on the chair but I often don't really care that much. If I'm out and about, next time I come across a low wall or something to rest my foot on. In the city I can't do so much as stop without being bombarded by people so it's better to just keep going until you find a place that you can tie, but even in the city I don't care THAT much.
#17
I'm a socks and sandals kind of guy

But really I'd just tie my shoes on the chair
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#18
I would wait until you sat down, sneak up behind you and tie your shoe to the chair...
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#21
chair first in the context

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#22
I'd untie the other
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