the more life goes on, the more society is becoming similar to the plot of Idiocracy

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brb smart people are in debt from college loans, dont have kids until its too late

brb dumb fuks spewing out kids by the dozen, I see a different fat, skin tag wearing uneducated mongrel everytime I step into a healthcare clinic with 8 kids and state paid ADHD meds

brb people still believe the 2 party system and electoral college are a sound idea

brb people dont realize the damage the american imperial war machine has cause aka our intervention in the middle east (the invasion of iraq) led to ISIS

brb people scared of the word socialism when they reap the benefits of medicare, medicaide, and social security

brb freedom of speech is limited, disagree with anyone about anything remotely "sensitive" and its a fukin hate crime.

brb people beleive that a bearded man in the sky is watching over us, even considering what we know about the vastness of space

brb all the money spent on the war on drugs could be spent on research, addiction clinics, access to cleaner/safer/REGULATED drugs, mental health institutions, etc. instead were busting down doors to save a kid smoking a joint from ruining his life by ruining his life with a drug charge and felony.

brb our current economic system is not sustainable on any level long term

brb stuck in a system that promotes the rapid production of products that are shortly obsolete/non sustainable, thus contributing to pollution

brb the HISTORY channel feating gameshows and reality tv of *current* events.

fuk this ghey earth. GOOD NIGHT.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#3
Now all you need to do is focus this thread into a song and hey presto you have whiney nu metal.
#4
Trump presidency, USA is in shambles. Totalitarianism has kicked in 100x faster than The Ones predicted, and now Donald's smile is plastered in the home of every particular's home. "Reagan 2.0", they called him.


Until the 2019 affair. America is pissed. He loses by a landslide to Hulk Hogan 2020. That's when the power went out...
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#5
Quote by Fat Lard
Trump presidency, USA is in shambles. Totalitarianism has kicked in 100x faster than The Ones predicted, and now Donald's smile is plastered in the home of every particular's home. "Reagan 2.0", they called him.


Until the 2019 affair. America is pissed. He loses by a landslide to Hulk Hogan 2020. That's when the power went out...


was hoping he'd be running against Kanye West in 2020

that would be a show
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#6
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#7
I, for one, can't wait to drive my dildo car around town.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by k.lainad
brb people beleive that a bearded man in the sky is watching over us, even considering what we know about the vastness of space

There are other dimensions than these
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#9
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There are other dimensions than these
Yes like superior 2D waifus.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
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Yes like superior 2D waifus.

never change josh
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#11
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There are other dimensions than these


agreed

but i live in texas

and down here i see too many idiot preachers passing out pocket-bibles to passerby's on college campus.

believe in something? good, keep it to yourself.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#13
That is a fucking excellent movie hmu
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#14
Quote by k.lainad
agreed

but i live in texas

and down here i see too many idiot preachers passing out pocket-bibles to passerby's on college campus.

believe in something? good, keep it to yourself.

I agree it is kind of a stretch to insist he has a beard
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#15
Idiocracy is a lot funnier when you don't realize how true it is.

The worst part about dumb people breeding like rats is they tend to vote Republican.

Texas sucks. I was born there and lived there. The colossal assholery in that state is unsurpassed.
#16
Quote by k.lainad
agreed

but i live in texas

and down here i see too many idiot preachers passing out pocket-bibles to passerby's on college campus.

believe in something? good, keep it to yourself.

its not like college is supposed to involve academic discourse


and it's passers by geeeeeezzz
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#17
Quote by Pastafarian96
That is a fucking excellent movie hmu


hutfu
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#18
It's got what plant's crave!
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
Mate, people centuries ago felt like they were going through the exact same thing. Society hasn't changed, you've only just noticed it.
"I think, as a musician, you should practice your technique to be as good as you need to be to facilitate whatever ideas come into your head."
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#20
Intelligence isn't inherited. Go to a college campus or something.

If the world seems inhospitable to you, that's because you're increasingly moronic and self-centered. I swear it's like you take a red pill every day.

Please don't brb. Just leave
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Dec 2, 2015,
#22
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Intelligence isn't inherited. Go to a college campus or something.

If the world seems inhospitable to you, that's because you're increasingly moronic and self-centered. I swear it's like you take a red pill every day.

Please don't brb. Just leave


build me a rocket ship and im outta here, bub

FUK DIS GHEY EARF
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#23
Quote by WCPhils
i wish his own way was away from here

this is lol

Quote by k.lainad
FUK DIS GHEY EARF

Damn I was wrong. Here is proof of the thread's title.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Dec 2, 2015,
#24
What's that, Scoob? Neoliberalism crushes culture and intellectual thought in order to fold the public into malleable disinterested observers? What's that, Scoob? Neoliberalism works perfectly with post-modernism to create amazingly historically blind memes and propaganda works to keep the people dumb and complacent? What's that Scoob, Thatcher was wrong?

What's that Scoob? The sky is blue?
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#25
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Intelligence isn't inherited. Go to a college campus or something.

If the world seems inhospitable to you, that's because you're increasingly moronic and self-centered. I swear it's like you take a red pill every day.

Please don't brb. Just leave

Yes it is. It's an evolved trait, therefore it is inherited.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#26
Quote by k.lainad
brb smart people are in debt from college loans, dont have kids until its too late

brb dumb fuks spewing out kids by the dozen, I see a different fat, skin tag wearing uneducated mongrel everytime I step into a healthcare clinic with 8 kids and state paid ADHD meds

brb people still believe the 2 party system and electoral college are a sound idea

brb people dont realize the damage the american imperial war machine has cause aka our intervention in the middle east (the invasion of iraq) led to ISIS

brb people scared of the word socialism when they reap the benefits of medicare, medicaide, and social security

brb freedom of speech is limited, disagree with anyone about anything remotely "sensitive" and its a fukin hate crime.

brb people beleive that a bearded man in the sky is watching over us, even considering what we know about the vastness of space

brb all the money spent on the war on drugs could be spent on research, addiction clinics, access to cleaner/safer/REGULATED drugs, mental health institutions, etc. instead were busting down doors to save a kid smoking a joint from ruining his life by ruining his life with a drug charge and felony.

brb our current economic system is not sustainable on any level long term

brb stuck in a system that promotes the rapid production of products that are shortly obsolete/non sustainable, thus contributing to pollution

brb the HISTORY channel feating gameshows and reality tv of *current* events.

fuk this ghey earth. GOOD NIGHT.



I retract my last statement, This thread is how the future will be, good times ahead.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


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#27
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What's that, Scoob? Neoliberalism crushes culture and intellectual thought in order to fold the public into malleable disinterested observers? What's that, Scoob? Neoliberalism works perfectly with post-modernism to create amazingly historically blind memes and propaganda works to keep the people dumb and complacent? What's that Scoob, Thatcher was wrong?

What's that Scoob? The sky is blue?


Neoliberalism has different meanings, depending on the era. I agree that as practiced by Maggie, or Ronald, it was an utter debacle. And we're still paying for it. I hope the Brits are paying for Maggie as much as we're paying for Ronald. Why should we be in this shit ship alone?
#28
brb going my own way

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
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Yes it is. It's an evolved trait, therefore it is inherited.

You know what I meant tho. Just cuz your parents are intelligent doesn't mean you'll end up intelligent.
#30
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
You know what I meant tho. Just cuz your parents are intelligent doesn't mean you'll end up intelligent.

I know what you mean. It would help if you expressed it better.

For example: just because dad's a rocket scientist and mum's a brain surgeon doesn't mean you'll be a rocket surgeon.
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#31
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I know what you mean. It would help if you expressed it better.

I express myself pervectly, thank you very much
#32
I've never seen this movie, but everyone that brings just makes me want to see it less and less.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#33
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I've never seen this movie, but everyone that brings just makes me want to see it less and less.


Naw.....you need to see it. Not the funniest show (pretty mediocre really), but the concept is pure genius.
#34
Quote by WCPhils
i wish his own way was away from here


Sounds like a rejected Pink Floyd song title.
#35
Quote by TobusRex
Naw.....you need to see it. Not the funniest show (pretty mediocre really), but the concept is pure genius.
The humour was a joke within itself. It used cheap tongue in cheek humour so ******s would laugh at it, regardless of actually understanding the movie.
"I think, as a musician, you should practice your technique to be as good as you need to be to facilitate whatever ideas come into your head."
- Devin Townsend
#36
brb people using gay as a derogatory term still

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#37
Quote by EndTheRapture51
brb people using gay as a derogatory term still

>people
>k.lainad

Some serious dissonance here.
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#38
Quote by EndTheRapture51
brb people using gay as a derogatory term still


More of an indictment against the maturity of the person using it, really. It's popular with young kids, not so much old bastards like myself.
#40
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brb murdering ts

huu
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