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#1


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#2
no, go the naughty list email

apparently the UG team has already shipped me a box of coal this time
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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(Don't even ask what it means)


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#4
Good deal. I'd rather have coal than candy anyday. Hard to bash a guys head in with a lump of Milk Duds.
#7
Quote by TobusRex at #33710339
Good deal. I'd rather have coal than candy anyday. Hard to bash a guys head in with a lump of Milk Duds.

amateur, you feed them the candy until they're diabetic


no one expects the long con
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#9
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amateur, you feed them the candy until they're diabetic


no one expects the long con


You are a cruel person.
#13
Quote by sashki
That looks shady as fuck. Never give your home address to russians.
Actually, I've done something like this before.
The first time it was just for helping out in the UG Contribution Group.

They gave me a card saying thank you and had all their signatures and a shirt that didn't fit me because it was a Medium.

The package was written in Russian except for my address.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by sashki
So you didn't even get a mail-order bride? What's the point of contributing?

Yea, but a Russian mail-order bride?

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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#18
Why didn't I get one?

I've submitted 1 tab, which I poached from another site. I feel like that's enough contribution.
"I think, as a musician, you should practice your technique to be as good as you need to be to facilitate whatever ideas come into your head."
- Devin Townsend
#19
I didn't make the list, surprising considering I wrote reviews for a couple of pieces of gear this year
I have nothing important to say
#20
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Why didn't I get one?

I've submitted 1 tab, which I poached from another site. I feel like that's enough contribution.
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I didn't make the list, surprising considering I wrote reviews for a couple of pieces of gear this year
Idk, maybe you're not a high enough level contributor. I'm level 4 so.


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lol no cos I'm not a fucking dork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyubEwigfUY
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by k.lainad
no, go the naughty list email

apparently the UG team has already shipped me a box of coal this time

I got a rock.


Oh wait, that was on Halloween.
#23
I got told by lyle that im the worst human being on this website. no nice list for me.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


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If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

Sunaj
#26
Quote by The_Blode
nanna guy...I'm constantly being told I'm the worst human being in the world lol ;| Lyle is tolerant of me...and sometimes gives me 1 to 1 advice...man to man...which I do appreciate a lot (Y) he's a big younger than me but he's a lot wiser in many subjects where I struggle...so it's nice to read his posts, he's obviously learned a lot in his short life


Yeh good old lyle. Maybe one day ill win his heart.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


Quote by i_lovemetallica
If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

Sunaj
#28
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This is a stupid thread.
I'm not jealous.
Shut up.

Seriously, who wants seasons greetings anyways?
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#29
Quote by The_Blode
I think I'm the only one who could be considered nice by forum standards because I've never written a swear word on this forum...I think everyone here has done so...if not, prove me wrong :P
Dude, I've been not cussing both online or irl since before you started posting. I'm constantly mentioning this.

If I need to I star myself out.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia

If I need to I s*** myself out.


heh
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#31
Yeah I did, but the message was in my junk mail folder and I deleted it straight away. The fuck sort of a "gift" will I get from UG? They can pay me for my tabs from now on, there's a gift
#32
Quote by sam b
Yeah I did, but the message was in my junk mail folder and I deleted it straight away. The fuck sort of a "gift" will I get from UG? They can pay me for my tabs from now on, there's a gift


This and a Medium size shirt is what they sent me last time I gave them my email.

It's ok Sam bro, they won't hurt you.

And those no pay for tab feels.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
Quote by Joshua Garcia

And those no pay for tab feels.

100+ 5* tabs and you get paid. 's only fair

Also who are all those signatures? I only recognize zappp
#35
Quote by sam b
Also who are all those signatures? I only recognize zappp
Idk but I know Ian Paul Giant is a mod here.
And I think emad is somewhere in there too.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
Quote by The_Blode
I think I'm the only one who could be considered nice by forum standards because I've never written a swear word on this forum...I think everyone here has done so...if not, prove me wrong :P
i think i have but only because i was directly referring to the word?
#37
im sick of getting that email tbh
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Bitches be Crazy.

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#38
Update: This is all I got.



There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
"all you got"?

You don't deserve anything, but they go out of their way to send your pathetic ass something, and still you're an ungrateful bitch.

jfc
My God, it's full of stars!
#40
didn't get an email. I submitted a news article and column this year, plus I think 7 tabs from before.

Thanks for your appreciation UG

10 tabs, 15 contributions total
Last edited by ehbacon at Dec 21, 2015,
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