#1
I was just sittin here at my computer, and then I see my dogs head shoot up and I hear somethin makin a weird farty noise in my bathroom. So me and dog go check out the bathroom, but theres nobody in there. I thought it might be the mouse my dad has been hearing/seeing, but my dog was looking up at the light fixture above the mirror. MOUSES CAN'T GET UP THERE. WHAT IS THIS DEMON
this house is bitchin
Last edited by CaptainCanti at Dec 3, 2015,
#3
can mice climb walls? like is that a thing that mice can do?
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#4
Sounds like Az'tac'hash'etoth, High Tormentor of the 3rd Circle of Hell.

Best burn the house down now.
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#6
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can mice climb walls? like is that a thing that mice can do?

they most certainly can climb walls

with great ease too
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#7
yeah, meeces can get just about anywhere.

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#8
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they most certainly can climb walls

with great ease too

Are you sure it wasn't a spider wearing a mouse's skin?
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#9
maybe it was one of these?



i like to imagine they can jump around steep cliff-like surfaces like mountain goats.
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#10
It's Mr Hankey, the Christmas poop!
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#12
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can mice climb walls? like is that a thing that mice can do?


Mouses can totally run up walls. I once had one cornered in my basement and it ran straight up the wall. Although, that wall was concrete and had easier footing.
#13
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Mouses can totally run up walls. I once had one cornered in my basement and it ran straight up the wall. Although, that wall was concrete and had easier footing.


Yeah, mice can climb rough surface walls, but not smooth surfaces.

The little bastids have a 12" vertical jump though!
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#14
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maybe it was one of these?



i like to imagine they can jump around steep cliff-like surfaces like mountain goats.

I love mousedeer theyre so adorable!

Unfortunately they can't jump around like mountain goats, but they run really cutely
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#15
nothing to worry about op

it was Casper... the "friendly ghost"
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#16
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I love mousedeer theyre so adorable!

Unfortunately they can't jump around like mountain goats, but they run really cutely

i bet you'd eat one.

cuz you're a cat.
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#18
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mouse...deer? What crazy science is this?

no science, only intelligent design.

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#20
yeah, probably that.
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#21
the only monster in my bathroom is muh dick olollollolloolololololllol

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#22
The beast has migrated to my laundry room. I think it might be in the vents or something, because my dog still hasn't found it. Granted maybe it was behind the heater or something, I didn't wanna look because FUCK that.
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#24
Nah, it hasn't made that kinda noise. Last night it kinda sounded like kinda like water dripping on a floor I guess???? I dunno. Tonight I just heard little pitter pattering like it was crawling.

Also that roach was kinda adorable aside from the hissing and antlers
this house is bitchin
#26
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Also that roach was kinda adorable aside from the hissing and antlers

This whole thing has turned into me watching angry gecko vids for 30 mins.
#27
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The beast has migrated to my laundry room. I think it might be in the vents or something, because my dog still hasn't found it. Granted maybe it was behind the heater or something, I didn't wanna look because FUCK that.

oh man, this just reminded me of the time at my aunt's old place where a mouse got inside the dryer. like, inside where all the mechanical parts are, and the next time someone turned it on, the mouse got ripped in half.

no one knew it was in there until it started to smell pretty ripe.
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#28
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i bet you'd eat one.

cuz you're a cat.

I'm a disgrace to all felines. I spent half an hour watching them at the zoo but I'd never eat them
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#29
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I'm a disgrace to all felines. I spent half an hour watching them at the zoo but I'd never eat them


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