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#1
I'm listening to this podcast (tom leykis) right now with guys calling in about how awful their experiences have been in their lives when being with a single mother.

mind=exploded

why do guys even become attracted to these chicks with other mens children?????

They must do it because they can't get anything else. Some men are literally blinded by puzzy, especially if they haven't been getting any.

what a fukin nightmare lmao.
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#5
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You are the nightmare.


Everyone, hurl abuse at this TS. Please.


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#6
Go your own way and get out of here
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#7
The chitpost of all chitposts.

Congrats. You can retire now.
Seattle Seahawks


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#9
You actually get thicker by the day lol

^
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#10
Well isnt it obvious, a single mother puts out, otherwise they wouldnt be single mothers...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#12
have you considered that some people date without sex being the determining factor


I really have trouble believing you aren't 15
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#13
Oh dear, you had an active warning and made a thread like this... such a shame.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#14
nice
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#15
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Oh dear, you had an active warning and made a thread like this... such a shame.


So much better than anything I could have said!!
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#16
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Oh dear, you had an active warning and made a thread like this... such a shame.


this is lit

#19
Personally I like women with as many children as possible. Shows everything is in good working order!
#20
Where do I find these single ladies?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#21
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this is lit


Why are hairstyles getting lamer?
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#22
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Oh dear, you had an active warning and made a thread like this... such a shame.





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#23
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Oh dear, you had an active warning and made a thread like this... such a shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

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don't listen to them k, that OP was handcrafted comedy gold. lol'd, 10/10

he can't

he's gone!
#24
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Oh dear, you had an active warning and made a thread like this... such a shame.
This post basically made my evening.

ty
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#27
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So, who's the large woman in the bottom right? DQ?

This guy.
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#28
I would have no problem dating a woman with a child. If the woman is fantastic, I see no reason. It'll be difficult, but again, if it's worth it...

Also I love kids, so I wouldn't mind looking after them. I'm excited to have my own so it'd be good practice lol
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#29
Omg yes DG good work


we did it lads, all that hard work
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#31
as you get older it gets tougher to find women that don't have at least one kid. part of the deal when dating. of course they all dated or were married to a total asshole (much like thread starter it would seem) that gave them a kid and then bailed. a good woman is hard to find so if that includes a kid well then sometimes you just have to man up.
#33
You must know a lot about "puzzy" lol

Dork

Oh good hes banned
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#34
Lol i know this is probably a troll thread, but i wanted to share my two cents. Ive met a few single mothers over the past few years (casual dates like a drink or coffee or something, nothing serious); but two qualities that ive found consistent with them are that A. They have all been very down to earth, cool, easy to talk to, and self-aware and B. They dont expect you to raise their kid. They obvs hope you dont mind / like kids, and be friendly and playful towards their kid, but they arent trying to inject their kid into your life or vice versa. They are generally just seeking a partnership (btw, i hate to profile, but these were all caucasian, middle class working women; this could vary for women who come from a poorer background or something and may literally be seeking a male who had some money to support them)
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#35
Woah, it finally happened.
Bye k stay frosty k?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
My mum had 4 kids when she met my dad lol.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#37
#freek.lainad #freephillippepper

But seriously, this thread is bad even for his standards.
#38
blinded by pussy.
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#39
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blinded by pussy.
in which some have never even seen.

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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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