#1
I'm not too bad but I could do better. There was a video on YouTube on how to wrap holiday presents. I could present a link but it uses the forbidden word which is frowned upon by the propaganda minister.


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#2
no, but i have a big holiday rapping presence
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#3
I don't bother. I just tell the person to close their eyes

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#5
Geez yope this isn't exactly an improvement.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
I literally say 'fuck it here's your gift' every year. not wasting money on seconds of suspense and a lot of waste. would rather spend that time and money on the gift
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#9
******* easy?

Easy if done in the *******?
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#10
I usually just buy those gift bag things and put the gift in there
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#11
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******* easy?

Easy if done in the *******?


Wrapping presents is R-E-T-A-R-D easy.

This site doesn't like that word. Or, strangely, "K-I-T-C-H-E-N".
#13
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I'm not too bad but I could do better. There was a video on YouTube on how to wrap holiday presents. I could present a link but it uses the forbidden word which is frowned upon by the propaganda minister.


This will be the last holiday thread ban or no ban

Did you really watch a youtube video on how to wrap presents?
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#14
I am a Master at wrapping presents.

I use these.



I give them to the people that are professional gift-wrappers and my gifts always look perfect!!
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#15
I'm not very good at wrapping. These days I don't bother. It's a waste of time, given that it's all just going to get ripped off.
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#16
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#17
I never learned because it's a load of faff to me. If you really want it to conceal it, a gift bag will do just as well most of the time.
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#18
I put it in a bag because I'm incompetent.
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#22
If I didn't wait until Christmas eve to wrap everything, I might make a decent job.

But screw that. It's just going to get torn off and chucked in the bin.
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#25
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I don't understand how it's difficult unless you have a motor disorder.

It's not difficult, I just can't be arsed doing it neatly.

Wrap it, tag it, on to the next one.

Besides, after I ran out of wrapping paper one year, I devised the Frankenparcel, because I found I had a big-ish box, and not enough of any single roll of paper left to cover it. So I used the remains of 4 or 5.
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#26
I used to just give gifts to people in the bag the cashier put it in when I bought it.

Good times
#27
do you mean christmas presents?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#29
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Actually I appreciate it being called holiday

It's what we Pastafarians celebrate

FSMmas if we feel like it

Only 20 more days until Festivus!
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