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#3
prob the very tip tip tip of the iceberg for what we're in for tbh. lickle 8 min knife action is every lunch time at every school in east london
#9
Funny how the police manage to arrest him without shooting or unnecessarily brutalising him.
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#10
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Worst terrorist ever.

(hardly) injures 3 people, then gets tasered and arrested


In his defence, it was just #bl8zbantz
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#11
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Funny how the police manage to arrest him without shooting or unnecessarily brutalising him.

I am always surprised how good our european cops are compared to the USA ones. Despite the fact that we get to treat ours like crap.
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#12
fuck, what's gonna happen next

tube continued
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#15
That's why I stay away from tubes. All solid state for me.
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#16
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inb4 "if we didn't vote to bomb Syria this wouldn't have happened!"


Did you know that hundreds of innocent syrian families will be murdered by UK airstrikes?

If we didn't vote to bomb Syria this never would have happened....the maniac would have shouted "for Iraq" instead.
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#17
I was born in Leytonstone
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#18
Oh God-now you'll have to ban all knives,
what will the ******* look like bare?
sunaj
#19
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Oh God-now you'll have to ban all knives,
what will the ******* look like bare?
sunaj


was waiting for someone to make the redundant comparison, had a feeling it might've been you lmao
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#20
the contrast between this and the event that happened in miami just earlier today couldn't be more timely.

seriously fuck america
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#22
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the contrast between this and the event that happened in miami just earlier today couldn't be more timely.

seriously fuck america


Ehh- Idk, I was reading the article on this. The guy threatened a teller that he had a bomb (which, I dont think he actually had; however, nowadays when you can detonate a bomb with a cellphone app, who the fuck knows how cautious you can be with that shit). I guess he emerged in a standoff with the police holding a straight razor.

Could they have stopped him without lethal force? Im sure they could have. But whenever one of these stand-offs happens where the culprit isn't obeying police orders to "drop a weapon" or "get down", "turn around" whatever it may be, I think a very real possibility that the culprit could get killed has to be expected. Its definitely not ideal, and I would have preferred to see him incarcerated alive. But, Id prefer this outcome over him actually having some sort of lethal armaments and killing a cop or two before they can bring him down.

And to be fair- if the cops in the UK killed that knife wielding psychotic in the subway, I would feel exactly the same way. You cant go around threatening people with bombs, guns and/or knives, disobey cops, and then have a 100% expectation to exit the situation alive. With human error, try maybe 60%.
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#23
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was waiting for someone to make the redundant comparison, had a feeling it might've been you lmao


Funny-this is the SAME logic people use for their agendas,
but when you call them on it you get this pathetic response
Gotta love it
sunaj
#24
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Funny-this is the SAME logic people use for their agendas,
but when you call them on it you get this pathetic response
Gotta love it
sunaj

well, "their agendas" tend to include really outlandish and illogical viewpoints such as, "hey america, the average citizen probably doesn't need access to assault weapons and unlimited ammunition"

do you actually not see a difference between these scenarios or do you simply enjoy attempting to be a witty, controversial figure on internet guitar forums as a pastime
#27
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Oh man gonna rewatch this now.
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#28
Non lethal force Corbyn is fucking buzzing right now

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Oh God-now you'll have to ban all knives,
what will the ******* look like bare?
sunaj


Well considering that guy was clearly influenced by the mind control technology of the zionist bankers who killed Brittany Murphy and the real Paul McCartney, I'd say knives arent the real issue.
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#30
So you all realise it is actually illegal to carry a knife in the uk without reasonable excuse right?


There are some exceptions : The blade must be under 3 inches and not locking for it to be acceptable or if you're transporting a knife from shop to home that's OK too.
Basically you can't carry with the intent of self defense.
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#33
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Why can't it be locking?

To exclude multi-tools and Swiss army knives etc

http://m.askthe.police.uk/content/Q337.htm?viewsinglecontentelementid=22939

Link explains it a bit better. I personally think you should never carry a knife "for self defense" because its more likely that it will just be used against you.
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#34
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So you all realise it is actually illegal to carry a knife in the uk without reasonable excuse right?

lol europe
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#35
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Non lethal force Corbyn is fucking buzzing right now


Well considering that guy was clearly influenced by the mind control technology of the zionist bankers who killed Brittany Murphy and the real Paul McCartney, I'd say knives arent the real issue.

So much th...........


OY GEVALT. WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE ZIONIST BANKERS THIS AND ZIONIST BANKERS THAT, YOU BUNCH OF SCHMUCKS. WE DON'T. UHM, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SUCH AGENDA. WHY CANT WE ALL JUST HAVE A BLINTZ, WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE BRISKET, HUH?
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#36
tbh in regards to knife carrying a 3 inch blade is enough to cause serious damage if you knew what you were doing with it
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#37
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tbh in regards to knife carrying a 3 inch blade is enough to cause serious damage if you knew what you were doing with it

True, but most people don't. They'll swing the fucker about like they're Conan and it's the Atlantean sword he found in the tomb.
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#38
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True, but most people don't. They'll swing the fucker about like they're Conan and it's the Atlantean sword he found in the tomb.

And who's going to wait around for some thug to get out his Swiss army knife and find the right attachment?
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#39
idk i mean you can buy basic darkroom chemicals and make a bomb with them

and knives over 3 inches are illegal

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#40
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And who's going to wait around for some thug to get out his Swiss army knife and find the right attachment?

every goddamn time
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