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Have not engaged in butt stuff, but would
16 29%
Have not engaged in butt stuff, but would not
13 23%
Have engaged in butt stuff, enjoyed
24 43%
Have engaged in butt stuff, did not enjoy
3 5%
Voters: 56.
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#2
butt stuff

shit i clicked the wrong option, lol
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Last edited by Bladez22 at Dec 9, 2015,
#5
As a man who has penetrated a butt its good stuff
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#10
Does this include my doctor sticking his finger up my butt? Cause I might have to change my answer.
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#11
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I'd try it, have a feeling I wouldn't care for it though.

It's tighter, but not as slippery. Like obviously you use a whole lot of lube and everything, but it's tightness kind of limits mobility if that makes sense. Honestly it's "greatness" overblown. The build-up to sex is natural and (relatively) quick. Anal is like this whole event for the evening. Unless your girl does it all the time in which case you could probably get in there a lot quicker.
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#13
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yep yep yep


You and I seem to have a lot in common.
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#14
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Does this include my doctor sticking his finger up my butt? Cause I might have to change my answer.

All that matters is "are you into it?"

or... "is it into you?
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#15
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All that matters is "are you into it?"

or... "is it into you?


I think that what matters is did he pull the "look! no hands!" magic trick on you.
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#16
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I think that what matters is did he pull the "look! no hands!" magic trick on you.

heh heh...
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#17
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You and I seem to have a lot in common.

Indeed we do...
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#18
I'm a male, and a female's ass is great, provided it's clean has been prepared properly.
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#19
Honestly don't see the appeal of it but if I'm with a girl who likes it or wants to try it then I'll do it.
#20
see my sig


im not into eating the groceries, but i would put it in a girls butt
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#21
giving: meh
receiving: cool
O.K.

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#23
I made a thread about anal quite a while ago but everyone freaked out


anyway butt stuff is nice & fun if the person you are doing it with is listening to yr body and being gentle. I am always happy to meet guys who enjoy receiving but it is very rare for me (and my husband isn't much into it, makes him anxious.) I think, giving or receiving, I almost always prefer pussy, but it's not like you have to "pick one" or something

plug would probably be nice during intercourse but I've never tried it (haven't had much experience with toys in general)
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#24
butts are for pooping.

i like touching girls' butts, but only the outside part. keep your stinkhole to yourself.
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#25
Sure
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#28
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I guess I'm pretty Crazysam.


Edit - Is he still around anymore?

i think he got upset and backpedaled away forever.
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#29
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i think he got upset and backpedaled away forever.

wow

he backpedaled his account
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#31
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butts are for pooping.

i like touching girls' butts, but only the outside part. keep your stinkhole to yourself.


it's funny how all the sexy and dirty parts are all mashed up

like my bladder is all up on my vulva and guys have multi-purpose urethras. v annoying to think about if you're a mouthy sort of person. also poopholes are surrounded by so much magical jiggly stuff and also feel nice? thanks, god, for confusing everyone.


ok that being said, on the other side of the spectrum, lots of seemingly non-sexual stuff feels nice too, though. I remember being in high school and there were two guys I had fooled around with who would would come on to me by stroking/kissing my shoulders. that should feel about as sexy as someone kissing my elbow, but for some reason it was really quite sensitive. I remember one time I had to go pick up my little bro from school but I was hanging out at one of the dudes' houses beforehand and he was trying to tease me before I had to leave - all he did, though, rather than eating me out or something, was tug down the top of my shirt and stroke my shoulders and I got all jittery and had to leave.

tl;dr - #shoulderplay vs #confusinganatomy
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#32
woah, woah, take it easy with the erotic text.

funny related thing to confusing anatomy: as a child i thought my bladder was in my scrotum and if i held in pee too long it would pop like a balloon.
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Last edited by jakesmellspoo at Dec 10, 2015,
#33
LOL that's great


in college, a friend once told us a story about the first time he ever tried to finger a ladyperson and he confused her butt for her vaginal canal and just gave up after a few minutes (this was following a story of a very similar experience that I had gone through, but with another guy)

we told him he should have just been like 'ya sorry I only do butt stuff' and commited for the rest of his life
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#34
How did the lady person not notice or say that that was indeed her butt
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#35
also when I was a TA for a sexual medicine/sexology class, I got one of the best exam answers:

the question asked why it is beneficial for sexual health practitioners to perform a thorough sexual history assessment before taking in a patient, and the student answered "sexual histories are helpful because a patient may find out something they didn't know before, like if they had anal and didn't realize it"
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#36
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#37
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How did the lady person not notice or say that that was indeed her butt

idk teens are nervous and I think a lot of people just go along with whatever when they're having sex bc they're too shy/embarrased to say something

I know in my case, I just took the dude's hand and moved it to the right place (I starting fooling around at a relatively early age, 13 or so, so I felt pretty comfortable guiding people if they needed it since I had definitely needed it on certain occasions when it came to dealing with the p33nz.) this was the guy I ended up dating for years and losing my virginity to and stuff so obviously I wasn't too miffed about his mistake or anything.


as for my friend, I think him and the girl were just mega drunk and she was like "hah whatever guess I'll let him do that until he stops and we'll just make out again until I'm bored and fall asleep wooo"
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#39
because then she'll put out a track about how great you are in bed




but seriously, idk, if I am going down on a girl it all ends up tasting the same anyway never noticed anything even remotely repulsive. seems a little silly to get all up in the box and not at least say hi to its friend
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#40
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but seriously, idk, if I am going down on a girl it all ends up tasting the same anyway



That's TASTIST!
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