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Now that it's getting around that time of year I thought I would let you see one of my favorite recipes. Deluxe brownies:

Melt 2 sticks of butter and a large bag of Nestlé's fun size chocolate bars in a saucepan. Add 3 cups of Ovaltine and 1/2 cup of milk. Throw in a jar of peanut butter. Add 2 1/2 cups of Crisco and some chicken fat. Throw in some liposuction flab stolen from the biohazard container at the hospital And 1 gallon of used McDonald's french fry oil. Put in some chocolate ice cream and chocolate cake, chocolate chip cookie dough, 4 containers of chocolate cake toping and a Dairy Queen banana split.
Add some liverwurst and breakfast sausage and a whole bunch of bacon grease and hamburger grease. Spread the top with sugar, as much as you can comfortably carry.
Bake in oven at 350° for 10 minutes. Put a cherry on top of it and serve.
Last edited by yope at Dec 9, 2015,