Poll: Do you want DQCrewMember back?
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48 49%
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31 32%
Only if he posts a pic with his face included.
18 19%
Voters: 97.
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#1
I put a challenge to our friend with the vivid personal life, and it seems he obliged to some extent...




So the question is simple, do you long for the return of this vagabond of the fast food retail world, or should he remain banished for his tall stories and questionable intent? Let this be my Christmas gift to you all, you have the power to bring back/expell the recent spam king himself.

The poll ends on 23rd Dec, and the result will determine whether he gets a gift or coal on Christmas Day


Go
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#2
Not really they're extremely boring threads imo certainly not of the quality of APileOfDeadCops

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#4
Only if he talks to the DQ president and convinces him to let all UGers receive a free sundae.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
no he's jus annoying
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#6
if I were a supermod I would add poll option 'swap him for Joshua Garcia' just saying
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
Quote by Hydra150
if I were a supermod I would add poll option 'swap him for Joshua Garcia' just saying
You should learn to love me like all my gay brony friends do.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
I love everyone except Joshua Garcia
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
he's really not that bad, the pit is dying and everyone wants every new person banned

you're all a load of dicks

you should ban josh, baby joel, yope, will lane, eastwinn, chrismendola, lyle too seeing as they make spam/pointless threads. you just don't like dq because he's not as smart as other people here, so yeah lets just ban everyone please
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
Last edited by Bladez22 at Dec 11, 2015,
#11
it's only disarm that bans anyone anyway
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
inner
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
Quote by Hydra150
I love everyone
Then I forgive you.

If not just because IIRC you have a downright sexy beard and I dig it no homo.

Edit: Oh. :/
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
wasn't me
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
Quote by Hydra150
I love everyone except Joshua Garcia and Evan's mum


hold on WHAT


ok nvm i read 'evan's mum' as 'Steve' for some reason.


I need contact lenses that work
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#16
Steve, I love Evan's mum often
so much that I get a discount
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
Well it certainly wasn't Joel.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Quote by steve_muse
hold on WHAT

ok nvm i read 'evan's mum' as 'Steve' for some reason.

I need contact lenses that work

it's not all about you jeez
more than one Steve in the world
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
yes

I am jonothon btw and I can attest to his story
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Dec 11, 2015,
#21
I might be Jonothan
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
call me Jono
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#23
Jono1050
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
kid barely registers on my radar.

idgaf.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#25
shut up JG
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#26
Nobody should be banned anymore except bots and everyone who copies baby j's stupid thread format.
Check out my band Disturbed
#27
he's wearing a dq shirt in that picture lol

you gotta unban him, for justice

also the post above mine is good
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Dec 11, 2015,
#28
Quote by Trowzaa
shut up JG

Jono Glen and the Glens
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#29
Quote by Hydra150
if I were a supermod I would add poll option 'swap him for Joshua Garcia' just saying



weak.


this is why you are not a supermod btw.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#30
jokes on you, green looks better on me
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
grass is green, sky is blue

i fly like a bird while you drag your ass like a slug
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#32
I am black like the wizards

or yellow if you're feeling confused and edgy
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Dec 11, 2015,
#33
Quote by Burgery
he's wearing a dq shirt in that picture lol

That was one of the conditions of my challenge to him
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#34
current ug succession order: (super srecret, don't share)
1-7 ?????
7. egrahame
8-30. misc funny adbots
31-42. shitposters
47. baby joseph
48-208. inactive users
209. hydro180
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#35
i just like seeing mods ban people randomly, even myself


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#36
this is my last post on UG
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
you could almost say I'm green with envy

get it
green
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#38
Quote by theguitarist
ug succession order
1-7 ?????
7. egrahame
8-30. misc funny adbots
31-42. shitposters
47. baby joel
48-208. inactive users
209. hydro180


Obviously I sit in 1-7 because reasons.

Swap DQ with Disarm for the giggles
#39
do you all remember when column cleaner colour was kinda off brown rather than orange???
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#40
can i be a mod, i'll promise to do fuckall just like bryce


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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