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#2
I like Risk because it's like Monopoly but even more evil

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#3
Monopoly teaches children that life is misery.

Oi, Dat's My Leg is GOAT board game.
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#5
Monopoly is aight, i also like settlers of catan

also

tarok is love
tarok is life


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#6
Becuase you can really fuck people over.

Had a housemate who nearly threw a tantrum when people ganged up on him, it was hilarious.
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#7


hmu

Monopoly is kinda fun in that 1% of the game requires a bit of forward planning and 99% is either being the fucker or being the fuckee.
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#8
mfw people don't know the history of monopoly and the damning irony of its now popular use
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#9
i've flipped the board over and shouted "GREAT DEPRESSION! ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!" when i didn't want to play anymore.

i wasn't even losing, it just got annoying playing with 4 people, each of them holding 1 or 2 for a set of properties, and refusing to sell them so the game was going nowhere.

i'll play just about anything really. don't think i have a favorite.

i'm pretty good at any of those lying/bluffing games. those are always fun.

really want to play some of the more D&D tabletop shit tho, but i don't have anyone to play with. plus they're too expensive. i think Arkham Horror or whatever the base game is called is like $50.
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#10
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mfw people don't know the history of monopoly and the damning irony of its now popular use

It's popular use is being constantly rebranded to sell more shitty copies?
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#11
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It's popular use is being constantly rebranded to sell more shitty copies?


monopoly was originally adapted from a socialist folk game

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#12
Axis and Allies is my fave board game.

Monopoly used to be one of my favorites as a kid, but as an adult I find it stifling and dull.
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#13
Quote by Banjocal
mfw people don't know the history of monopoly and the damning irony of its now popular use

i know it and it's still fun. actually it's probably more fun because of that

the mercilessness, shady-ass deals, illegal purchases and rampant corruption that is always established towards the end game when we play with my m8s is so much like the real world that it's actually hilarious

and cripplingly sad

but mostly hilarious


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#14
Quote by OddOneOut
Becuase you can really fuck people over.

Had a housemate who nearly threw a tantrum when people ganged up on him, it was hilarious.


My friends admitted to passing money from the bank to each other to beat me at Monopoly about 3 years ago

An only told me about it in August

I now have true trust issues

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#16
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I like Risk because it's like Monopoly but even more evil

Do you have a diary where you record all of your rolls?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#17
Arkham Horror
Catan
Carcassonne
7 wonders
Ticket to Ride
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NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#20
Monopoly is only good when I win.

I've ordered the Game of Thrones version. If there are ANY positive community chest or chance cards, the creators have failed to take onboard the source material. I expect to have two siblings dead and possibly a product of incest by the end of it.

Not a board game, but I picked up a cracking card game called Gloom. Great for those who have a dark sense of humour.
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#21
Quote by EndTheRapture51
My friends admitted to passing money from the bank to each other to beat me at Monopoly about 3 years ago

An only told me about it in August

I now have true trust issues

but that's the best part

i got rekked one game and technically went bankrupt but we decided it was legal for the richest player to keep me alive via loans and deals which included me giving him half of my properties and 50% of my earnings and him never having to pay me rent on the properties that i had left

basically he not only payed the amount i had to pay some other player but didnt have, but actually gave me money so that i could build houses which he then got all the earnings off of

this went on a while until i landed on the same buffed-out property that did me in earlier and went bankrupt again. i just gave up the what i had left but the rich dude decided that we never agreed to transferring our deal to the person who did me in

it was sooooo dirty but we were laughing our asses off the entire time. tho to be fair we were all high as fuck


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#22
Quote by JamSessionFreak
but that's the best part

i got rekked one game and technically went bankrupt but we decided it was legal for the richest player to keep me alive via loans and deals which included me giving him half of my properties and 50% of my earnings and him never having to pay me rent on the properties that i had left

basically he not only payed the amount i had to pay some other player but didnt have, but actually gave me money so that i could build houses which he then got all the earnings off of

this went on a while until i landed on the same buffed-out property that did me in earlier and went bankrupt again. i just gave up the what i had left but the rich dude decided that we never agreed to transferring our deal to the person who did me in

it was sooooo dirty but we were laughing our asses off the entire time. tho to be fair we were all high as fuck


Shit like that is funny

Sneaking money around to each other under the table is not

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#23
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Shit like that is funny

Sneaking money around to each other under the table is not

yeah true, we all know what was going on, it was just good banter

if they're actually hiding it and desperately trying to win it's just sad


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Because it's an extension of the human condition.

This answer was brought to you by staunch capitalists.
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#26
Catan is da shit
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#27
I'm always the guy that gets massively fucked over in Monopoly and yet I still kinda like the game....Very weird.
#28
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I'm always the guy that gets massively fucked over in Monopoly and yet I still kinda like the game....Very weird.


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#29
Quote by JamSessionFreak
but that's the best part

i got rekked one game and technically went bankrupt but we decided it was legal for the richest player to keep me alive via loans and deals which included me giving him half of my properties and 50% of my earnings and him never having to pay me rent on the properties that i had left

basically he not only payed the amount i had to pay some other player but didnt have, but actually gave me money so that i could build houses which he then got all the earnings off of

this went on a while until i landed on the same buffed-out property that did me in earlier and went bankrupt again. i just gave up the what i had left but the rich dude decided that we never agreed to transferring our deal to the person who did me in

it was sooooo dirty but we were laughing our asses off the entire time. tho to be fair we were all high as fuck


that sounds like so much fun haha


I usually play dirty by making people second-guess what they want to buy and they end up buying something shitty and I pretend like I have no choice but to buy what's left. I also persuade people to help me out when I'm broke and tell them that we can gang up on the richest person but then after I stop being broke I just make myself get rich on my own and everyone else becomes poor ha ha
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#30
tfw capitalism sucks ass but the alternatives are insanely hard to implement large scale

tfw people like Hayek would be rolling in their graves rn
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#31
Nobody likes Monopoly. It's terrible.
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#32
I'm a big fan of Sheriff of Nottingham. It's all about smuggling and lying to people's faces.
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#33
Quote by Banjocal
tfw capitalism sucks ass but the alternatives are insanely hard to implement large scale

tfw people like Hayek would be rolling in their graves rn


But Selma Hayek is still alive
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#34
I fucking love Monopoly
But it's got to be last gen video game Monopoly. Auto banking, streamlines trades, etc

I once watched my cousin bankrupt my brother in like a 300 round game when he only had the 4 railroads and my brother had fully built hotels on every single property. It was genuinely the most magical thing I have ever witnessed.

I was in that game too but got shit rolls and had to bankrupt pretty fast lol. I'm pretty good tho, just a bad mtach
#36
Quote by TobusRex
Axis and Allies is my fave board game.

Monopoly used to be one of my favorites as a kid, but as an adult I find it stifling and dull.


Axis and Allies? That game seems too complicated. I got about 20 pages into the instruction manual before I lost interest
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#37
I only like Monopoly when I play it on my tablet against a computer,

If I play with my family, they always bitch and moan and make up stupid house rules so that they don't suck as much.
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#38
I'm probably one of those few people that actually very enjoy Monopoly. My favorite board game has to be Clue, though.

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I fucking love Monopoly
But it's got to be last gen video game Monopoly. Auto banking, streamlines trades, etc

I once watched my cousin bankrupt my brother in like a 300 round game when he only had the 4 railroads and my brother had fully built hotels on every single property. It was genuinely the most magical thing I have ever witnessed.

I was in that game too but got shit rolls and had to bankrupt pretty fast lol. I'm pretty good tho, just a bad mtach


I once won using only the 4 Railroads and Hotels on the purple properties. They way we play, if Person A causes bankruptcy on Person B, Person A gets Person B's properties. Whenever I did that, I just kept those properties mortgaged and swept with the rest.
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#39
monopoly is fun as hell when you just play to be as big of an asshole as possible. It's a friendship ruiner.

plus you add stuff like loans and whatever and alliances and its great
#40
Quote by WCPhils
monopoly is fun as hell when you just play to be as big of an asshole as possible. It's a friendship ruiner.

plus you add stuff like loans and whatever and alliances and its great


Whenever my mother, sister, and I are involved in a Monopoly game together, she (my mother) insists that my sister and I are out to make her lose.
Skip the username, call me Billy
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