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#1
A recent Pastafarian post has me thinking and I just don't know.

No poll to facilitate discussion.
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#7
Idk

I mean is it any gayer than masturbation via hands?

I am no philosopher
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I wish I was American.

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#8
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This thread. AGAIN.


Seriously.
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#10
I expected this to be a #K'Nuckles thread. I also expected the usual "hmd" poll option to instead be "smd."
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how old r u?

Is this the first time you've bothered to ask this question?
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#11
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how old r u?

evidently too old to suck his own dick. gotta get that in while you're young and flexible.
#14
Quote by Weaponized
It's only gay if you swallow

actually, it's only gay if the balls touch. which of course means your eyeballs touching your testicles. if you've done this, it means you're too good at sucking dick and must be gay.
#15
Quote by chrismendiola
Is this the first time you've bothered to ask this question?


#17
Quote by chrismendiola
Is this the first time you've bothered to ask this question?

Nice, for old times' sake.
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#18
post in here then
basically the same topic innit
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#19
Quote by Axelfox
Funny. My thread vanishes,but this thread stays.

It actually makes a lot of sense because your question did not necessitate its own thread. You could've just asked the question in here.

EDIT:
Quote by Hydra150
post in here then
basically the same topic innit

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#20
Quote by Hydra150
post in here then
basically the same topic innit

bring your mouth over here so i can put somethin innit
#21
is it even possible to suck your own dick? I have tried and almost hurt my neck and back when i have tried.
#23
Quote by Axelfox
is it even possible to suck your own dick? I have tried and almost hurt my neck and back when i have tried.
This comment tho
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
TS is going places
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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#29
it's pretty gay to suck a dick, but nothing can be gay unless it's with another man, so it is neither gay nor not gay. this is a paradox. The self dick suck paradox.
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#31
Quote by Axelfox
???
I'm just surprised you've legitimately tried.

I know I shouldn't be but I am.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm just surprised you've legitimately tried.

I know I shouldn't be but I am.


I have tried,and put pillow under my head and such,and couldn't do it.
#34
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm just surprised you've legitimately tried.

I know I shouldn't be but I am.

Don't you give him that Joshua-than-thou tone.

Can someone post the Game Grumps Animated "Appropriate Story?" I'm on mobile, so I cba.
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#35
Quote by Axelfox
is it even possible to suck your own dick? I have tried and almost hurt my neck and back when i have tried.

Google Ron Jeremy....
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#36
Quote by snipelfritz
Don't you give him that Joshua-than-thou tone.

Can someone post the Game Grumps Animated "Appropriate Story?" I'm on mobile, so I cba.
I mean I wasn't trying to give him tone. Just thought it was...... wow.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I mean I wasn't trying to give him tone. Just thought it was...... wow.

Are you saying YOU haven't tried to Joshua your own Garcia?
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#38
Quote by snipelfritz
Are you saying YOU haven't tried to Joshua your own Garcia?
No. That would be disrespectful to my manly bits.

It has standards too, you know.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Quote by Jackintehbox
actually, it's only gay if the balls touch. which of course means your eyeballs touching your testicles. if you've done this, it means you're too good at sucking dick and must be gay.

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