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So my roommate threw a party Friday night. About 20 people there and I knew most of the people and I'm friends with some of them so whatever. I left early to go to girlfriends house cuz I had to wake up early so I wanted some sleep. Closed door to my room before I left and I gave permission to a good friend to sleep in my bed if she wanted too cuz if someone were to for some reason end up in my bed id rather it be someone I knew. Anyways Long story short one of the guys at the party who I know pretty well got sick and the girl I mentioned decided to take him to my room to try and take care of him. Anyways he got sick in my bed and threw up on the floor some. Now idk why she decided to use my room maybe because I gave her permission earlier but still doesn't mean take a sick person in there.

So I found out about this the next day when I got home cuz my friend told me. But my roommate never mentioned it. Another thing that happened was that someone went in my room and took my girlfriends box of wine and they drank some of it. I'm pissed at my roommate cuz why the fuck are people going into my room and taking things. It should have been his job to keep his sick friend outta my room and not take the wine or have anyone go in my room in the first place other than my friend I gave permission to.

So who's to blame here and what should I do? I already told him how pissed I was and that I don't want anymore parties cuz I don't trust his friends anymore. But I'm just sort of fuming at the moment.
#3
Yes you should definitely lay a steaming roasted turd on your roommates pillow.
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#4
Tell him that you're angry. If he's sorry, forgive him. If he's not, beat the shit out of him
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#5
yeah id go with the poop
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#6
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Tell him that you're angry. If he's sorry, forgive him. If he's not, beat the shit out of him

Also make sure the shit lands on his pillow
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#9
only read the thread title but obviously yes
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#10
yes you should. he sounds like a


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#14
One time I was at a party at some chicks house, and one kid I know threw up on the bedroom floor, tried to cover it up with a pillow, then through up on the pillow.
#15
Step 1) Fart on his pillow
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) PINKEYE!
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#16
You should throw up on his bed.
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Inside the pillow casing

A less disgusting version of your idea TS, would be to put your dirty socks inside his pillow case.

A friend of mine did that to his shitty house mate, and it took the guy ages to figure out why his pillow smelled of bad cheese every night.
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#22
Talk it over with him, he's still an a***hole then cut his mattress open and shit in there then stitch it back up again.
#23
TS. Just wondering...why shit ON his pillow? Wouldn't it be funnier to shit IN his pillow? That way, when he lays his head down on the pillow to go to sleep, he squishes it all over the inside of his pillowcase/on his actual pillow? Seems more diabolical to me.
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#25
This thread is sick
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#26
1. Urinate in a two liter bottle.
2. Once full wait until he is deep asleep.
3. Dump in on his head.
4. ?????? Profit????
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#31
Your brain tells you to flip the bird, turn the other other cheek and drop a turd.
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#32
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#33
No more parties? You're sounding like a lame roommate


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#34
Don't be such a....party pooper.


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#35
Definitely in his pillowcase would be better.
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#36
Ya know, there are these new things called doorknobs.
Some even have locking mechanisms in them.
Get one.

Someone mentioned something about pissing in a 2 liter bottle.
Lets upgrade that a bit shall we?

Fill it up with piss.
Your piss, horse piss, doesn't matter, just fill it up with piss.
Leave it outside to sit in the sun for a week or so.
When the time comes, wait for him to leave the house.
But make sure you know for sure he is going to be gone for a few hours, like when he's at work or some place else where you know for sure he won't be back for a long time.
Pay close attention to how his bed is made, or not made.
Strip down to the mattress.
Flip the mattress over.
Empty your bottle of piss onto the mattress.
Let it sit for awhile to soak in.
Flip the mattress back over and put his bed back together like it was before.

Its might also be a good idea to make him think you are going to be gone for the day, like leave before he does and make sure he sees you leave.
When he leaves, go back inside the house and do your dirty work then leave and don't come back until you know he has been back home for awhile.
#37
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#38
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A less disgusting version of your idea TS, would be to put your dirty socks inside his pillow case.

A friend of mine did that to his shitty house mate, and it took the guy ages to figure out why his pillow smelled of bad cheese every night.



If you really have to enact some sort of revenge, I'd go with this one. If only because it's way funnier than just shitting on someone else's stuff.
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#39
Wow, id be super mad and wanting to shit on my buddy's pillow over some vomit and a dirt cheap box of bum wine.


You sound like a buzzkill.


It was a fucking party and if that was the worst thing that happened then either tell your buddy its not cool or get over it.
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#40
cum on his toothbrush


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