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It's a little unsettling to know at first but I don't let it bother me.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
they can do what they want

chances are I barely even communicate with them as it is.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson

My parents banged to make me so I'm cool with it.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
As long as they're not doing it anywhere I can hear them, idgaf.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
I come from a long line of virgins and I'm proud of it, so yes I would most definitely excommunicate any relatives that engage in sexual activites.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
distance relatives are the best ones to bang.
how many movements do you have going on, psychotic ?
no, but the things my grandfather has said in relation to himself and my grandmother, in front of our entire family, were mortifying/disturbing.

also my dad frequently makes me uncomfortable with comments about him and his girlfriend or some cute waitress talking to me at a restaurant.

-talk to waitress off and on about college when she's by my table
-my dad: "i think she wants the Jake injection."

Last edited by jakesmellspoo at Dec 16, 2015,