#1
Hey guys, so here's the deal.

Couple of us decided to go with Zach (zgr0826) on his honeymoon.
He hasn't agreed to it yet but I'm sure he's cool with it.

Sign up below so he can pm us for details to send plane tickets and hotel booking numbers.
It's gonna be awesome!
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Dec 19, 2015,
#2
Sign me up.
Idc where just far.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Dec 19, 2015,
#5
I have no idea who Zach is, but this sounds fun!
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
Will there be chicks there?
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#9
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Will there be chicks there?

I'd imagine there's at least one.

Pretty sure only Zach gets a go, though.
#10
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I'd imagine there's at least one.

Pretty sure only Zach gets a go, though.

Selfish bastard
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Who?
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
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Who?

Irrelevant,

You in or not?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#14
I want #69!
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Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#16
I don't judge the amount of sexual partners a woman has had.
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Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#18
Sloppy 69th's doesn't sound appealing at all.

Side note: I played bingo ages ago once, and when they announced No 69, they announced it as "Breakfast of Champions"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
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Sloppy 69th's doesn't sound appealing at all.

Side note: I played bingo ages ago once, and when they announced No 69, they announced it as "Breakfast of Champions"

#20
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Irrelevant,

You in or not?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nah.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#21
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Yeeaahhhh, I don't get it.....
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
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I mean like that day.


So she'll be all warmed up for me then?
I don't even know who this Zach is, but whoever you are, I don't really want to have sex with your newlywed wife, and I wish you a happy and fruitful marriage
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Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#25
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Wow this thread turned into a sex thread pretty quick, even for the pit.

For the Pit, everything turns into sex really quickly.

Which then almost immediately turns into angry assertions that this has never happened before.
#27
Where we all going?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
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Not sure yet guys, still waiting on Zach to get back to us.

inb4 Zach's wife saw him posting here, read the thread, and contacted a lawyer
#32
she's an UGer too
would have been cool with some pit people having attended the wedding I'm sure

bit of a distance tho
didn't even offer to pay my flights smh
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
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Dibs on the top bunk!

I take it their will be bunk beds of course.

Classy ones.

The duvet covers will be denim effect polycotton.
#37
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let's give them a proper bedding ceremony

Let's hope the Lannisters don't send their regards.