are babies actually beautiful or is it just something people say about them in hopes

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#1
or is it something that i would only understand after i have my own

srs question

because whenever i see one i definitely do not think they are beautiful but i get the sense that it is a odd procedure to make the bundle of life and it has absolute potential but i do not really think of it as beauty physically but that i could train my son to conquer the world.
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#4
I've always presumed it was more biological than anything else

I mean sometimes a kid'll do something cute and holy shit that's cute but most of the time they're expensive, screamy shitmonsters

i mean if you're sinking 100 grand into something that keeps you awake every night for 6 years, eats all your food, appreciates nothing you do for them for 18 years, and screams and has hissy fits over not being bought cookies; that you squeezed out of a sphincter that's used to holding around 6" circumference of [rude thing] then it's gotta be something other than tolerance and understanding

BUT like i say when they are nice it's like the military have weaponized adorableness
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#6
My cousin has a baby, he's my little homie but I wouldn't call him beautiful.
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#8
You get ugly babies. Like... damn. Their faces are like melting and constantly frowning and they have beady little eyes. Those are the ones you stay away from.
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#9
Nearly every single baby looks like a fucking rotten potato. There are some babies that are cute. But not many.


I also think that, you unconditionally think that your own child is cute af because it's yours.
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#10
They all look like potatoes until about 6 months old, then they start to look cute.

Before that, all they do is sleep and poop, but after 6 months they start to develop a personality.
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#15
I don't think it's something you're really going to understand until you have a kid of your own.

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So you're saying that, he can really Singh then?

Doesn't translate well to text, but here is a rough transcription of a Glaswegian encouraging someone to participate in karaoke:

"gaun dae it mate. G'up tae sing".
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Ohhhh, now I get it
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#19
I have a similar feeling when people say, "Oh that baby/toddler is so smart!" Whenever they show the smallest semblance of thought.

Like, whenever the little twerp starts shitting their pants do you say "Oh wait nvm he/she's a fucking idiot"?
#20
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I have a similar feeling when people say, "Oh that baby/toddler is so smart!" Whenever they show the smallest semblance of thought.

Like, whenever the little twerp starts shitting their pants do you say "Oh wait nvm he/she's a fucking idiot"?

What's worse is when parents have play dates with their children, and if they goo and ga to each other, the dumb fuck parents are automatically like "OMG, they're totally going to get married one day"

Lots of parents drive me up the wall

EDIT: I posted this in another thread a while ago. Parents should have to get a permit to use social media before they start posting their kids "Milestones" everywhere.
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#21
I don't see much fascination with babies either. They can be cute, sometimes, and seeing certain features that make them look like either of their parents is always bizarre, but I just don't go all 'D'awww, sooo cooot!' when I see one.

They can be pretty funny when they grow up and start talking, cos you can really get a sense of what kind of person they might be when they grow up.
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#22
Babies are human larvae. Not too much to get excited about, in my opinion.

No, they are not beautiful in any way, shape, or form. They stink to high heavens sometimes and the parents somehow can't smell it.
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#23
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What's worse is when parents have play dates with their children, and if they goo and ga to each other, the dumb fuck parents are automatically like "OMG, they're totally going to get married one day"
tbh it's when they say 'they're going to be so handsome/pretty one day' and asides from how they 'know' that, it seems on some level a very creepy thing to say imo
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tbh it's when they say 'they're going to be so handsome/pretty one day' and asides from how they 'know' that, it seems on some level a very creepy thing to say imo

Well, if you went around telling people your kid was going to end up looking like Fawkes from Fallout 3, social services would get involved pretty quick.
#25
Babies are ugly as fuck
Women say they are cute because of some genetic programming
Men say they are cute because if they don't, every nearby woman will attack them
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#26
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tbh it's when they say 'they're going to be so handsome/pretty one day' and asides from how they 'know' that, it seems on some level a very creepy thing to say imo

True,

Or if they put on a fireman's helmet, or play with a police car, that apparently designates the profession they'll have when older.
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#27
I haven't seen that as much tbh but the whole boys=exclusively military toys weirds me out but that's for another thread
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Well, if you went around telling people your kid was going to end up looking like Fawkes from Fallout 3, social services would get involved pretty quick.
I would love it if people did that tbh that's at least realistic
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#28
I still remember seeing this total scumbag parent at court talking with one of her scumbag friends about her kid,

"Y'know shazza, she just dunt knows how to speak proply, we go to speech pafologist, but dey can't fuckin' get her to speak like normul"

I wept for humanity that day.
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#29
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I haven't seen that as much tbh but the whole boys=exclusively military toys weirds me out but that's for another thread
I would love it if people did that tbh that's at least realistic

I'm going to assume you either didn't play Fallout 3, or you forgot Fawkes is a massive green Super Mutant.
#31
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I'm going to assume you either didn't play Fallout 3, or you forgot Fawkes is a massive green Super Mutant.
no no that is entirely accurate to how children from Suffolk look.
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#33
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no no that is entirely accurate to how children from Suffolk look.
That explains it. I was confusing Norfolk(6 webbed toes) and Suffolk(giant green Super Mutants).
#35
Beautiful? No. That's a word I'd use for a gorgeous woman or a wonderful work of art.

Some babies are hella cute, but most of them (especially under 6 months) are just weird, gross blobs.
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#37
Babies become cute after a few weeks, but newborns are freaky-deaky. Basically, once they start looking like the human they are and less like the fetus that they used to be. I'm sorry if that sounds insensitive. I love babies, and I completely understand about being a parent and loving your child and all that jazz, but I can't pretend that I've ever looked at one fresh out of the oven and thought that they were adorable.
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Babies become scrumptious after a few weeks, but newborns are freaky-deaky. Basically, once they start looking like the meal they are and less like the fetus that they used to be. I'm sorry if that sounds insensitive. I love babies, and I completely understand about being a parent and loving your child and all that jazz, but I can't pretend that I've ever looked at one fresh out of the oven and thought that they were delicious.


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