#2
hitler's death
the construction of the colossus of rhodes
your conception
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#3
My parent's first date
The fall of the Berlin Wall
The moon landing
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#4
Pre Colombian America.
The first race car.
Midieval whores.
Heavy metal rules, all that punk shit sucks. It doesn’t belong in this world; it belongs on fuckin’ Mars, man! What the hell is punk shit?
#5
The first gay sex.
The second gay sex.
The fourth gay sex.

They tried something a little freaky the third and it didn't quite go right until they tried it again.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#6
Holocaust
Armenian Genocide
Congo Genocide

Cause my snuff porn just isn't doing it for me anymore.
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#7
creation of beer
creation of tequila
creation of whiskey

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I an evety characyer in this story
#8
My 4th Birthday
The poisoning of The Emperor Claudius' mushroom soup, just to see who really did it
The Doolittle Raid
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
Quote by i_lovemetallica
My parent's first date
The fall of the Berlin Wall
The moon landing

I saw these live on TV.

I dunno though.
Depends on if others around me could see me.
Like spend some time in Leonardo DaVinci's shop while he was creating stuff.
Watch Rush as they were creating 2112.
Can't think of a third one ATM though. Maybe Rush creating Moving Pictures.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Dec 19, 2015,
#10
Three times when I was actually happy. :')

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Holocaust
Armenian Genocide
Congo Genocide

Cause my snuff porn just isn't doing it for me anymore.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
Battle of Thermopylae
Assassination of Julius Caesar
Crucifixion of Jesus
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#12
That's a really good question

I don't even know where to begin.

Does it have to be human history or can it be cosmological
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
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The first gay sex.
The second gay sex.
The fourth gay sex.

They tried something a little freaky the third and it didn't quite go right until they tried it again.


You are a nasty mfker.
#14
I'd like to see the dinosaurs. But they span such a fucking long time I won't get to see all the good ones if I have to pick 3 moments.

Maybe the first humans just doin their thang.

I'm not sure what I'd want the third thing to be. If I get a magic protective bubble, maybe the Earth when it's struck with another object/planet to form the moon from a distance.
#16
id go see if jesus was legit probably


id also go back to the moment that robert johnson sold his soul to the devil so i could personally thank the both of them for beginning western music
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Bitches be Crazy.

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#17
joan of arc campaign in the 100 year war
neil armstrong on the moon
me bangin ur mum lolOLOLOlololOLOLOl
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#18
The conquest of Constantinople in 1453 (from a weather balloon or sumthin').
Gandhi wanking.
The theatre when Hitler first saw a Charlie Chaplin movie.
#19
TS's birth
TS's bar mitzvah
TS's college graduation

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Thanks
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#20
Symphony and Metallica
Iron Maiden rock in rio 2003
Metallica Seattle 1989
Quote by James Hetfield
Justice is lost, Justice is raped, Justice is GONE.

http://www.youtube.com/intwernet
Guitar and acoustic bass covers with creative editing
#22
Quote by CodeMonk
I saw these live on TV.

I dunno though.
Depends on if others around me could see me.
Like spend some time in Leonardo DaVinci's shop while he was creating stuff.
Watch Rush as they were creating 2112.
Can't think of a third one ATM though. Maybe Rush creating Moving Pictures.

Okay Fassa.
#24
Quote by TheChaz
Okay Fassa.

Holy shit, that's a blast.

Some UGer's should take their time machines back to when all that shit was going down.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#25
Events in history; the dinosaurs lol. Yeah pretty sure they couldn't write.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#26
Assassination of Julius Caesar
The last day of Hitler's life
Go back and see dinosaurs
#27
The exact moment Marlon Brando went insane.
The exact moment when Jimi Hendrix mastered his bends and vibrato.
That one time a fire tornado happened.
o()o

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#28
The Constitution of the United States

My great grandparents coming to America

Kennedy Assassination (So I could stop it)
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#29
Jesus doing some cool shit like walking on water
maybe some cool mysteries which remain unsolved too
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#31
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TS's conception so I could put a stop to it [paraphrased] (Hydra150, 2015).
so is paraphrasing, dork
#32
How has nobody said the Linkin Park/J-Zed concert tho
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so is paraphrasing, dork

"Paraphrasing isn't quotes."
- some guy who isn't a dork
#33
-If i can witness it as an invulnerable ghost, Hiroshima/Nagasaki circa 1945
-With the same caveat as above, the moon landing, but like, make sure i'm already on the moon so i can watch them land
and get assimilated by our Lizard overlords
and take their first steps
- Jesus, just in general, follow him about and see what he got up to.
#34
I'd go back into time and watch the scots fight the English, Knight Battles would be pretty cool.
JFK's Assassination from the Book Depository.
The time when Enoch was roaming the planet, I'd just be curious to see what this person looked like.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


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If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

Sunaj
#35
Quote by ElMaco
Jesus doing some cool shit like walking on water
maybe some cool mysteries which remain unsolved too


damn, good one, How bout some of that Bermuda triangle shit, like the squadron of planes that went missing around ww2.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


Quote by i_lovemetallica
If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

Sunaj
#36
Quote by eGraham
That's a really good question

I don't even know where to begin.

Does it have to be human history or can it be cosmological


damn, this is an awesome question.

Maybe the start of the universe and The first alien civilisation to nail space travel.

This is a good one.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


Quote by i_lovemetallica
If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

Sunaj