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metal
20 87%
plastic
1 4%
heavy
8 35%
light
3 13%
Voters: 23.
#1
i prefer all metal and heavy
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
I like heavy metal

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#6
i like my cutlery like i like my women


curvy and touching my meat


yeah that sucked idk
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#9
Metal and medium
It's really down to handle/head balance
voted heavy because light is worse, heavy has a reassuring sense of quality but less comfortable
light cutlery is terrible though I feel like a superhero going through puberty, cant control my strength with roast potatoes flying around the dining room
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
The most important consideration is of course the length of fork prongs
I need that shit medium to short, one day an errant long-tined fork ended up in my cutlery drawer and I chipped a front tooth on a piece of mushroom pakora
worst day of my life
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
Quote by Hydra150
Metal and medium
It's really down to handle/head balance
voted heavy because light is worse, heavy has a reassuring sense of quality but less comfortable
light cutlery is terrible though I feel like a superhero going through puberty, cant control my strength with roast potatoes flying around the dining room

all of this
#12
Quote by Hydra150
The most important consideration is of course the length of fork prongs
I need that shit medium to short, one day an errant long-tined fork ended up in my cutlery drawer and I chipped a front tooth on a piece of mushroom pakora
worst day of my life

Yea, imagine getting mushroom pakora.

Chicken 4 lyfe.
#13
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Yea, imagine getting mushroom pakora.

Chicken 4 lyfe.

Why not both?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Metal and I guess heavy feels nicer than light.
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#15
Plastic handles feel so childish I'm a grown man god-dammit
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
I was unaware that people actually use plastic cutlery except for disposable stuff.
#19
Quote by TheChaz
I was unaware that people actually use plastic cutlery except for disposable stuff.

I'm talking this type of thing

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
Metal, because I'm not a barbarian.
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