#1
It'll inevitably happen , right? At some point down the line our technology will have reached that level. Someone with enough money will then create it, perhaps in secret? With flying sleigh and reindeer machines and elves and all?

But then they'd be arrested. I guess /thread
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#3
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33741895
Futurama has predicted this future and it is bleak.

yea
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#5
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...why do we need a second Santa? He's already keeping up with population growth.
because this one is not directly inside my ashole
it's all I want for christmas
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Futurama has predicted this future and it is bleak.


Just don't program the robots to have paradox-absorbing crumple zones, in case they try to enslave us. Boom problem solved
#9
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33741895
Futurama has predicted this future and it is bleak.


my first thought too
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Quote by EyeNon15
I will only support this if Santa is Arab, or maybe black.
Oooh transgender Santa!

I don't know who this guy is, but I like the direction he's taking this. M2f or f2m?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#11
The transgender from Orange is the New Black should be Santa hmu
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#12
Anorexic, black, islamic, transgender, gay, AND transracial Santa. That's how it has to be.

Also santa suit has to be red and some other color. Can't be red and white.
#endwhitepriveledge

Also in the future all snow will be changed to a beige color. Seeing anything white will be too traumatic for people of the future
#15
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Dress up the amazon delivery drones

omg, it'll looks so cute in those bows.

I've already cornered the market on delivery drug drones that look like amazon drones...and my company shoots down all competition.
#18
they get arrested? is this some strange #xmaslivesmatter rant?

damn, I thought the left was overdoing it w its "fuck the police" stuff but "fuck the hypothetical PC police" rebuttal from the right is so weak lol
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#19
I demand santa to stay fat, you fat shaming piece of slunks
#22
Lets start a health campaign to help Santa slim down,

Paleo only, none of this toxic milk and cookies
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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
Santa's a perfect example of how you can be beautiful at any size, suggesting he go on a diet is seriously triggering.
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#24
Quote by ErikLensherr
Santa's a perfect example of how you can be beautiful at any size, suggesting he go on a diet is seriously triggering.

But imagine all the greenhouse gas emissions Santa could save if he cut down his weight a bit, less drag on the sleigh and all that.

#stopglobalwarming #algore
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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass