#1
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I had only just arrived at the club when I bumped into Roger. After we
had exchanged a few pleasantries, he lowered his voice and asked, "What
do you think of Martha and I as a potential twosome?"

"That," I replied, "would be a mistake. Martha and me is more like it."

"You're interested in Martha?"

"I'm interested in clear communication."

"Fair enough," he agreed. "May the best man win." Then he sighed.
"Here I thought we had a clear path to becoming a very unique couple."

"You couldn't be a very unique couple, Roger."

"Oh? And why is that?"

"Martha couldn't be a little pregnant, could she?"

"Say what? You think that Martha and me..."

"Martha and I."

"Oh." Roger blushed and set down his drink. "Gee, I didn't know."

"Of course you didn't," I assured him. "Most people don't."

"I feel very badly about this."

"You shouldn't say that: I feel bad..."

"Please, don't," Roger said. "If anyone's at fault here, it's me!"


lemme know what you think
#2
I'm not sure I get it but I imagined some smooth jazz being played in the background and it was enjoyable.
#5


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
Honestly the funniest part of the joke is that the narrator says he's interested in clear communication when the rest of joke shows that is certainly not his intent.
#8
Quote by TheChaz
Honestly the funniest part of the joke is that the narrator says he's interested in clear communication when the rest of joke shows that is certainly not his intent.

#9
You are quite the cunning linguist, Eastwinn.
#11
I lol'd a bit
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#15
here's a joke:


my life


lmao!
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#18
Read it once...didn't get it. Read the last few lines again...got it but no chortle.

I kinda got lost as to who was talking.
#21
is that "funny, joke guy" or "funny joke, guy"

I'm interested in clear communication

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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#22
don't feel bad if you didn't get it

cause if you did it probably means that you are or once were a huge prick about english
and thought that correcting peoples english had anything to do with clear communication (thechaz 2015)
thankfully many of us have moved on
#24
Nice meme;-Dork/
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
Bsif yto,u wilel,
Sean
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#28
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Actually the last line should be "If it's anyone's fault here, it's me!" Cuz it implies they'll go on.

The joke actually does exactly that written the way it is. The "correct" way to phrase the last clause is "it's I!"

EDIT: Come to think of it, that could be wrong also, but I'm not sure how English prescritivists feel about "it" being used to denote a person. It could be simply, "I am" in order to avoid this because English is shit like that.
Last edited by chrismendiola at Dec 26, 2015,
#29
Had no idea first time
second time I laughed a bit, it was clever
A poem.
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#32
whats the difference between the female and male snowman?


the snowballs
hohoho
#33
Quote by Bladez22 at #33747297
whats the difference between the female and male snowman?


the snowballs
hohoho

don't know if you read OP but this made me giggle, more at the sarcastic hohoho
A poem.
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#34
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don't know if you read OP but this made me giggle, more at the sarcastic hohoho


I don't understand the OP at all
#35
Quote by Bladez22 at #33747305
I don't understand the OP at all

red through it and think about the structure of correct English.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day