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#1
I only ask because I'm drunk and don't have access to liquor and wish you were all a bottle of liquor so I could drink you because I love you.

I like to think I'd be a bottle of sailor jerry because it's my favorite and i can feel it in my heart that i was probably a pirate in another life
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Dec 30, 2015,
#2
I love you long time
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
Oh yah I'm a sleep with the lights on kinda guy.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
probably a bottle of Olde E.

or mad dog.

because i'm low-class.
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#5
water


because im boring
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#10
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i would be vodka because i am boring as fuck & you can see right through me.

this but also i'd be bottom-shelf plastic bottle shit because i'm worthless

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Liquor? I hardly know her!

Heh

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#11
Probably Glenlivet because I can get a bucket of it for $4.50
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#12
jim beam

cuz its what im drinking right now

mixed with dr pepper aw yiss
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#13
Idk. Whatever the most "middle of the road", "normal" liquor is?
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#14
If you were a liquor what would you be?
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#15
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Idk. Whatever the most "middle of the road", "normal" liquor is?
Ill put you up with bladeslinger.

Fair warning, I drink nothing but water when I'm not drinking liquor.

Although middle of the road makes me think you'd be more like the average liquor of choice, which makes me think maybe Jack Daniels.

Although disfavored by common liquor critics.

Or maybe you'd be the same as neidnarb.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Dec 30, 2015,
#17
Honey Jack cuz I go down easy, ladies.
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#18
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Liquor? I hardly know her!

Heh

Nice

On a similar note, if I was a liquor, I'd be wet!
#19
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Nice

On a similar note, if I was a liquor, I'd be wet!
That would also mean you're flammable so by that logic you must be pretty hot.

Ey bay BAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Contrary to popular belief, I wouldn't actually raise your body temperature, but I can sure make your extremities feel warmer
#26
A bottle of high percent sake cuz I'm impossible to get through and not worth the effort, or something like that.
o()o

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#27
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A bottle of high percent sake cuz I'm impossible to get through and not worth the effort, or something like that.

Are you often used by Japanese businessmen?
#29
I'd be beer, cause its what I drink. Or cheap wine, cause its also what I drink.
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#30
I'd be your low end rum. not the best looking or tasting, but I'll get the job done and I'm not costly
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#31
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Are you often used by Japanese businessmen?


I have been confused for one.
o()o

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#32
Well I'm redneck as fuck, so probably moonshine
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#33
Appalachian Moonshine
aka Mountain Dew
aka Hillbilly Pop
aka White Lightning
aka Corn Liquor
aka Donkey Punch
aka Mule Kick
aka Happy Sally
aka Pine Top
aka Old Horsey
aka Rotgut
aka Stumphole
aka Ruckus Juice
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#34
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I have been confused for one.

Was it your love of working ungodly hours that did it?
#35
Probably Jack Daniels.


Not that I particularly enjoy the taste of it, but more often thsn not Ill be drinking it haha
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#37
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Was it your love of working ungodly hours that did it?


No, I look like I'm about to jump off a building any minute.
o()o

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#39
makers mark bourbon, based solely on the sheer amount i have drank over the years
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#40
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makers mark bourbon, based solely on the sheer amount i have drank over the years

i'd drink you up.

contemplating driving to my mom's house tonight just to grab my less than half a bottle of makers so i can drink it alone on NYE.

mostly because i got whiskey stones for christmas and have nothing to use them with.

although that makes zero fucking sense because it'd cost me almost as much in gas as buying another bottle.
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